1. The pride we take in our Hogwarts houses:
Millennials, please take your Hogwarts house out of your Twitter bio.
2. Claiming that we're "adulting":
Why do millennials love to be like “Adulting😝”???? like yeah you’re pushing 30 I’d hope you’re adulting
3. Insisting on wearing our hair in a side part:
4. Our inability to function without coffee:
millennials be like “coffee is bae!😄☕️ #Adulting 😹🤪😳
5. Calling our dogs "doggos":
millennials say doggo and think they're gonna get laid
6. Continuing to use the 😂 emoji:
7. Using emojis in general:
why do millennials love emojis unironically
8. The super-high selfies we take:
9. The fact that we still use the word "selfie":
10. The love we feel for pizza:
Not sure how millennials made liking pizza a personality trait but they did and now we’re all forced to live with it
11. The hatred we feel for pineapples on pizza:
millennials really out here thinking not liking pineapples on pizza is a personality trait
12. Our obsession with bacon:
how did millennials hype bacon up so much when it tastes like fucking shit
13. Our precious Starbucks cups:
why do millennials go crazy over starbux cups
14. The way we say "I did a thing" for every single thing we've ever done:
millennials be like “i did a thing” and post a picture of their newborn baby
15. Our collective desire to be a #GirlBoss:
16. The grip that wine has on us:
Millennials be like “This is my emotional support wine.”
17. Ditto for rose gold:
millennials are so cute they're like obsessed with rose gold and like WHERES MY WINE
18. Still clinging to the hope that we'll one day own property:
aging millennials love to stand in a circle and talk about how the real estate bubble is bound burst soon
19. The lengths we go to in order to not pick up the phone:
millennials will do anything to avoid phone calls
20. Our love of cinema:
millennials love picking a movie they watched once as a kid that has a 20% on Rotten Tomatoes and then making it their entire personality
21. Our need to state the facts:
millennials are always like “I want avocado toast!” and “we’ve been at war my entire life!!”
22. The fact that we're bilingual:
millennials be like “i’m speak two languages…english and sarcasm. 😂”
23. Our desire to be trilingual:
millennials be like “i’m getting my life in order, time to redownload duolingo”
24. Our loyalty to the greatest show of all time:
Millennials be like “I love the office” but be unemployed
25. Our sheer hypocrisy:
millennials be like omg you watch tiktok all day go do something with your life then watch 8 consecutive hours of greys anatomy
26. Our niche interests:
millennials be like “if u get this reference we can be friends 😂🤣” and then the reference is spongebob
27. Our interior design sense:
why do millennials buy vintage furniture just to paint white and a hideous pastel instead of revarnishing the wood???? I’m so angry
28. Our appreciation for the good ole days:
Millennials be like “I’m this old😌”
29. How we absolutely lose our shit when the leaves change:
no but why do millennials get so hyped abt fall
30. Naming our kids:
what is the scientific explanation for millennials naming their kids shit like taylyn, braden, paxton, lakynn, klansmyn, and parker?
31. Our serious nature:
why do millennials nOT understand ironic text messages ,,, like?? they really think i’d text them “😳💅🏽🤩🥰✨🧚🏽♀️” and be dead serious about it??? what????
32. Our millennial urge to give 'em the ole ✨razzle-dazzle ✨:
@intersteIler bruh why do millennials always break out into song when they’re upset 😭
33. The fact that we still can't throw iPhone boxes away:
millennials love to just like keep a nice cardboard box
34. Our obsession with Gen Z when we should be obsessed with getting a 401(k):
why do millennials care about gen z so much, don’t y’all got jobs
35. And finally, our entire essence:
Me, a millennial, reading each and every one of these:
