These "Would You Rather" Questions Will Determine The Kind Of Tattoo You Should Get

Never eat bread ever again.

Never eat ice cream ever again.

Never eat pasta ever again.

Never drink coffee ever again.

Never be able to see a movie ever again.

Never be able to watch TV ever again.

Never be able to listen to music ever again.

Never be able to read books ever again.

Date someone gorgeous but with zero personality.

Date someone who has a great personality but is mean to everyone but you.

Date someone absolutely perfect for you but they burst into applause every time the plane lands or a movie ends.

Date someone you absolutely hate but they fund your whole life with exorbitant amounts of money.

Have a big, beautiful house in the middle of nowhere, miles from any civilization.

Have an expensive apartment in a big city that you can barely enjoy because of the high rent.

Have a cozy cabin in the forest next to a babbling brook, but absolutely no Wi-Fi or electronics.

Have a modest home in the suburbs that's literally next door to all your favorite restaurants, but they're always an hour from closing.

Have to smell and then lick your armpits every time you greet someone.

Have to offer a strand of hair as a gift every time you meet someone new.

Have to hold hands with every person you talk to for a minimum of 20 seconds no matter what the conversation is about.

Have to make every farewell into a 3-minute song and dance number dedicated to the person you just talked to.

Make a typo every time you send a text.

Never be able to remember the names of actors, movies, or songs when you really need to.

Have to type in a complicated new Wi-Fi password for your phone and computer every day for the rest of your life.

Have your wireless headphones constantly on the verge of losing charge and your wired headphones in a permanent tangle you can never undo.