1. The Senior Cake Slicer
We all have this one person at work who's responsible for slicing the cake in even pieces on every birthday.
2. Incharge Toilet Paper
The one who's always the first to notice no-toilet-paper situations and saves the day for us all.
3. The Living Pharmacy
From pain killers to birth control pills, there's always someone at every workplace with medicines for every disease in the world.
4. The Guy with a Plan
From surprise birthdays to random outings, there's always this person who will have a plan for everything. You might not agree to his idea but at the end of the day you'll be having McDonald's, just as he suggested.
5. Snack Dealer
Not every workplace has a snack room or a vending machine but every workplace has a person with all the snacks.
6. Manager Movies and TV shows
The one who's a movie geek and has an archive of movies and TV shows, from every decade.
7. Mr/Ms. Know It All
There's a Mr./Ms. know it all in every office to whom you would turn to, every time there's a technical problem. He's the power point wizard, the IT guy when the real IT. guy is not there, he knows what to do when no one else knows.
8. Motivation Executive
He/she is a living book of motivational quotes. Every time you feel devalued or demotivated, he comes up with the right words to make you feel better. You want to go talk about an increment, he/she will motivate you; you don't like how you're being treated at work, he'll listen.
9. Professional Asshole
They are your worst nightmare. So full of themselves, they really think every good thing that has ever happened is because of them. They'll take credit for awesome things you or someone else has done; you're happy about something, they'll take that away from you like dementors. It's like they are being paid to be an asshole, and to top it all they think everyone likes them.
10. Reporter Relationships
They're the encyclopedia on every office affair, they'll give you the best relationship advice even if they've been single since forever.
So who are you out of all these?
