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    10 Food Puns You Can't Help But Loaf

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    1. Knock knock! Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!

    2. Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations? Charles Chickens!

    3. What do you call a brownie who stars as Iron man?

    4. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC? Because its finger licking good!

    5. What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.

    6. What do you call a doctor who treats his patients with soups? A Souper Man.

    7. What do you call a pizza that answers your wishes? Cheesus.

    8. What do you tell your friend who's on a diet and is going for an interview? Bacon vincing.

    9. What is a vegetarian's party song? Lettuce turnip the beet!

    10. How do you make a pancake smile? Butter him up.

    Lettuce leave you wonton for more, dough!