Women Choke Elderly Wal-Mart Greeter (Stay Classy People of Wal-Mart!)
Apparently a pregnant woman and her mother of Elyria, Ohio got a little miffed at the customer service of their local Wal-Mart. The reasonable reaction? They pushed a shopping cart into a 71 year old greeter and started choking him. For their second dose of shenanigans one of them threatened to have her boyfriend kill him, and that they were going to blow up the store. For some reason, the cops showed up to this debacle, and thank god because apparently the 2 women want to press charges against the Wal-Mart workers for harassing them. Thankfully, however, even though the two were charged with nducing panic, aggravated menacing, and assault they were still allowed to go home to their children on a summons. What a heart warming tale.
Turtle Pilots a Gator!
Full speed ahead! Apparently Myrtle the Turtle gets free rides from Georgia the Gator in what must be the coolest place on earth. It almost seems photoshopped, but any good photoshopper would have given the turtle a captain's hat. First Gators, then the world? I for one welcome our turtle overlords.
Down for the Count
Sometimes the internet brings us a hero, and that hero is poopbear from deviantart. And sometimes that hero brings another hero. The hero that poopbear brought us was none other than The Count from Sesame Street showing everyone what real vampires are all about. That's 1, 1 awesome picture, mwahahaha! link
Top 5 Costume Ideas Speed Skaters Should Adopt
Speed Skating uniforms may be aerodynamic, but lets face it, they leave plenty to be desired. Sure they could practice skating more to improve themselves, but it is far more important to improve their wardrobe. So who should they adopt their changes from? Read on folks!