On our third date we went back to his place after a night of drinking with his friends and he put in the Lion King. He knew every word to every song INCLUDING the one where Timon’s baits Pumba to distract the hyenas. It was in that moment that I knew this guy was a keeper! 💕
I met my favourite author/twitter personality Kelly Oxford at her book signing. I rehearsed this elaborate joke that I was prepared to tell but when I got to the table all I could do was wink and tell her I liked her eyelashes *cringe*
Aw man buzzfeed! I find this to be a bit distasteful. Especially the part about "dead babies"... I wish you had not posted this article :( it saddens me
I got a free tattoo. I could not believe it. The guy said, 'Do you want a tattoo?', opened up the side of his van, he said, 'It's for free!' And I said sure. Look. It's a Mexican drinking worm. It's like the Native American symbol meaning 'wasted'.
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