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    Ex-Pedophile Shares Child-Safety Tips

    "If you put a girl in a sundress & french braids in front of the average pedophile, now he's gonna get an erection that will rip his bike shorts."

    Shannon T.
    by Shannon T.

    Community Contributor

    Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive

    Classic, essential advice from an ex-pedophile on how to protect your children from sexual predators.

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