Just 17 Tweets That Will Make Anyone With A Dog Laugh And Then Die A Little Inside

    "Someone tell me why my mom just texted me a video of our dog taking a dump without any context."

    1. This actual "Oh, shit" moment:

    good morning my dog just shat next to my pillow

    @greedymyass / Via Twitter: @greedymyass

    2. This devout Game of Thrones fan:

    I have an Arya Stark list and at the top is the guy on the street who told me his dog would eat my dog

    @erikaheidewald / Via Twitter: @erikaheidewald

    3. This heartwarming phone call:

    my dad told me to call my dog through the phone and when I did, my dad said he got up and wagged his tail

    @kookieslut / Via Twitter: @kookieslut

    4. This toxic relationship:

    I would literally lay down my life for my dog, and she sometimes pretends not to see me when i talk to her. Im tired of toxic relationships.

    @mgabriel000 / Via Twitter: @mgabriel000

    5. This ~horrifying~ debate between stupidity and the paranormal:

    My dog keeps barking at the walls. Now I'm left with two questions. Is my dog stupid? Or is my house haunted? Rough times...

    @PepsiClutch / Via Twitter: @PepsiClutch

    6. This feisty canine:

    can we just talk about how my moms dog is GLARING at her in this picture LMAO

    @_megancochran / Via Twitter: @_megancochran

    7. This pup parent who was like, "I told you so":

    my dog drank a lot of mud-water even though I told her not to & now she's looking at me like "mom, i should not have drank all that mud"

    @JessicaLSuchon / Via Twitter: @JessicaLSuchon

    8. This quite realistic little lie:

    Told the lady in Dollar General that my son was turning two because I didn't want to admit I bought birthday decorations for my dog.

    @tori_jarrett / Via Twitter: @tori_jarrett

    9. This ~obscure~ talent with insects:

    I just witnessed my dog eat a fly out of the sky, what skill.

    @gedohu / Via Twitter: @gedohu

    10. This unbelievable betrayal:

    My dog just got out of bed with me to lay on the floor and I can't remember the last time I felt this betrayed

    @JGerber20 / Via Twitter: @JGerber20

    11. This mom's ~real~ priority:

    My mom put a life jacket on my dog today but never once asked where my life jacket was

    @AllieGermano / Via Twitter: @AllieGermano

    12. This extra-special message:

    Someone tell me why my mom just texted me a video of our dog taking a dump without any context.

    @shinjanator / Via Twitter: @shinjanator

    13. This beautiful lesson on acceptance:

    i just lectured my dog on how important it is to accept the cat into the family and times like this makes me realize i need a hobby

    @worrack21 / Via Twitter: @worrack21

    14. This ~truly~ nauseating self-sufficiency:

    my dog threw up and i told my mom and she said "it's okay she will eat it"

    @kaciegrogan / Via Twitter: @kaciegrogan

    15. This very upsetting identity crisis:

    I've just told my dog that the bowl she's eating out of actually says "CAT."

    @sawdustbear / Via Twitter: @sawdustbear

    16. This really spoiled pup:

    Let's just say that my friend is a little too "extra" when it comes to her dog...

    @GillianHaos / Via Twitter: @GillianHaos

    17. And finally, this messy morning surprise:

    Today I woke up & told myself I was gonna have a good day & came downstairs & my dog had explosive diarrhea all over the rug

    @haiiiiiiiiilllz / Via Twitter: @haiiiiiiiiilllz