Buzz·Posted on Aug 13, 2017Just 17 Tweets That Will Make Anyone With A Dog Laugh And Then Die A Little Inside"Someone tell me why my mom just texted me a video of our dog taking a dump without any context."by Shannon HansenBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This actual "Oh, shit" moment: aino 🍀 @greedymyass good morning my dog just shat next to my pillow 02:40 AM - 31 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @greedymyass / Via Twitter: @greedymyass 2. This devout Game of Thrones fan: Erika Heidewald 🗽 @erikaheidewald I have an Arya Stark list and at the top is the guy on the street who told me his dog would eat my dog 03:33 AM - 31 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @erikaheidewald / Via Twitter: @erikaheidewald 3. This heartwarming phone call: papigguk @kookieslut my dad told me to call my dog through the phone and when I did, my dad said he got up and wagged his tail 03:56 AM - 31 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @kookieslut / Via Twitter: @kookieslut 4. This toxic relationship: Michelle Gabriel @mgabriel000 I would literally lay down my life for my dog, and she sometimes pretends not to see me when i talk to her. Im tired of toxic relationships. 05:27 AM - 31 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @mgabriel000 / Via Twitter: @mgabriel000 5. This ~horrifying~ debate between stupidity and the paranormal: PepsiiClutch 💡 @PepsiClutch My dog keeps barking at the walls. Now I'm left with two questions. Is my dog stupid? Or is my house haunted? Rough times... 07:19 PM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @PepsiClutch / Via Twitter: @PepsiClutch 6. This feisty canine: meg @_megancochran can we just talk about how my moms dog is GLARING at her in this picture LMAO 12:37 PM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @_megancochran / Via Twitter: @_megancochran 7. This pup parent who was like, "I told you so": Jessica Lynn Suchon @JessicaLSuchon my dog drank a lot of mud-water even though I told her not to & now she's looking at me like "mom, i should not have drank all that mud" 02:56 PM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @JessicaLSuchon / Via Twitter: @JessicaLSuchon 8. This quite realistic little lie: Tørį Jårrętt @tori_jarrett Told the lady in Dollar General that my son was turning two because I didn't want to admit I bought birthday decorations for my dog. 08:33 PM - 29 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @tori_jarrett / Via Twitter: @tori_jarrett 9. This ~obscure~ talent with insects: George Humphrey @gedohu I just witnessed my dog eat a fly out of the sky, what skill. 09:31 PM - 08 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @gedohu / Via Twitter: @gedohu 10. This unbelievable betrayal: Jess @JGerber20 My dog just got out of bed with me to lay on the floor and I can't remember the last time I felt this betrayed 05:39 AM - 31 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @JGerber20 / Via Twitter: @JGerber20 11. This mom's ~real~ priority: Allie Germano @AllieGermano My mom put a life jacket on my dog today but never once asked where my life jacket was 04:16 PM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @AllieGermano / Via Twitter: @AllieGermano 12. This extra-special message: Jaclyn S. @shinjanator Someone tell me why my mom just texted me a video of our dog taking a dump without any context. 11:53 PM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @shinjanator / Via Twitter: @shinjanator 13. This beautiful lesson on acceptance: Kaley @worrack21 i just lectured my dog on how important it is to accept the cat into the family and times like this makes me realize i need a hobby 04:44 PM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @worrack21 / Via Twitter: @worrack21 14. This ~truly~ nauseating self-sufficiency: KACIE 🌼 @kaciegrogan my dog threw up and i told my mom and she said "it's okay she will eat it" 02:01 PM - 29 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @kaciegrogan / Via Twitter: @kaciegrogan 15. This very upsetting identity crisis: shing yin khor @sawdustbear I've just told my dog that the bowl she's eating out of actually says "CAT." 12:58 AM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @sawdustbear / Via Twitter: @sawdustbear 16. This really spoiled pup: Shelby @GillianHaos Let's just say that my friend is a little too "extra" when it comes to her dog... 11:20 AM - 10 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @GillianHaos / Via Twitter: @GillianHaos 17. And finally, this messy morning surprise: hails @haiiiiiiiiilllz Today I woke up & told myself I was gonna have a good day & came downstairs & my dog had explosive diarrhea all over the rug 04:48 PM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @haiiiiiiiiilllz / Via Twitter: @haiiiiiiiiilllz