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"Balloon Boy" Dad's New Infomercial
After serving his jail time for the infamous "balloon boy"stunt, Richard Henne is back and he wants to sell you a wall mounted backscratcher. If anyone ever needed a sassy gay friend, it's this guy. "Look at your life, look at your choices!"