17 Beautifully Ugly Hipster Sweaters You Can Buy On Etsy

Because you wouldn't be seen dead in a sensible fleece.

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5. Mickey and Minnie Mouse Sweater / Via

Because the item description for this sweater must be the only time that the words "Disney" and "Sea Punk" have ever been used in the same sentence.

6. Taxi sweater / Via

Because when you've had too much Four Loko and your fixed gear bike has been stolen from outside a Deerhunter show, it can be hard to remember how to get home. This sweater can help you.

8. The Next Day Sweater / Via

Because this sweater reminds you of being in Atticus and Hudson's loft apartment after their last party. It's a knitted reminder of waking up on the floor, hungover, surrounded by four other passed-out hipsters.

10. The Hallucinogenic Sweater / Via

Because the next time Clementine and Beatrix invite you to their apartment to take LSD, this sweater is going to make the experience about ten times more intense.

16. Hipster Kitty Sweater / Via

Because hipsters love cats. So when a hipster finds a cat that's wearing a fucking bow-tie and has adopted an expression of boredom mixed with hatred, it's like the hipster has found itself... but in feline form.

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