Because you wouldn't be seen dead in a sensible fleece.
Doctor Who himself is asking all of us to look into our hearts, and our wallets.
They're so over it!
Tall wigs were their skinny jeans – everyone laughed at them, then copied their style. Here's how hipsters have existed since ye olden times.
These handmade Can Beards were the 1st place winner of the 2012 PBR Craft Show. Inb4 hipster.