…is secretly a bear gnawing on some tasty iron.
…is actually just a dude in the middle of dinner.
He’d appreciate it if you let him dine in peace.
…is really a hungry, friendly-looking lady tree.
…REALLY hates “No Parking” signs.
…is a little weirded out by you staring at him while he eats.
…is a little put-off by having to step outside to smoke her longstemmed cigarette.
…is actually a tree enjoying some gnarly trees.
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