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15 Awesome Reasons To Party Sober

Give it a chance, you don't realize the potential fun you're missing.

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7. Getting free pizza is easy when you're the only one who knows how much everyone's paid.

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'What?! Of course I put money in! You're drunk, just let me handle this."

9. You won't get everyone arrested if someone has to talk to the cops.

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"No, I'm sorry, you misunderstood my friend. His uncle's name is 'Pig Asshole' and he hates him. We've got no problem with you fine officers!"

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