1. These pants are your inspiration.
2. These pants are your destiny.
4. This preliminary match between Russia and Great Britain was at 5am GMT / 12am EST last night. It didn’t matter.
7. You don’t even know what sport they are doing.
9. But the “best pants” title in fact belongs to the Norweigans.
This is them in training.
10. I mean, I think this is them training for curling.
It’s difficult to tell because the pants are so distracting.