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<b>Will your result get a "SEEEEEEVVVVVEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN" from Len?</b>

Will your result get a "SEEEEEEVVVVVEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN" from Len?

Which "Strictly Come Dancing" 2014 Contestant Are You?

WOW, you got Simon Webbe. To celebrate, here are the lyrics from "All Rise", just for you:   
"One for the money and the free rides. It's two for the lie that you denied. All rise. All rise. Three for the calls that you've been making. It's four all the times you've been faking. All rise. All rise."

Simon Webbe

SHOULDN'T YOU BE PRESENTING THE BIT AFTER THE FOUR-HOUR SATURDAY X FACTOR? Don't worry Caroline, the BBC loves you. And you're doing really well in the competition, so boast about that.

Caroline Flack

WOW, you got Pixie Lott! You're already doing so well that Bruno Tonioli shouted last week: "WEEK TWO. That is pure artistry." You have the potential to go all the way. WOO WOO.

Pixie Lott

ALRIGHT TREACLE (fills mouth full of water because of some inevitable \*innuendo bingo\*). Congratulations for getting Scott. He might not win but he loves you. LOVE YOU. BYE.

Scott Mills

YOU GOT STEVE. The one who is really hard around animals that might kill us all. He's the enthusiastic one, the cheeky one, the one you have to appease otherwise he WILL COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE WITH A TIGER AND UNLEASH IT.

Steve Backshall

WOW, you got Frankie. And as a special treat here's the lyrics to the chorus of The Saturdays' song "Up"...   
"I'm ready for the lift up, keep steady beat. Cos I'm ready for the big jump, keep up with me. If you lose me then you know, you're just a bit too slow. I only go UP, UP."

Frankie Bridge

WOW, you got Judy Murray. Andy Murray's mother! The person you always see during the BBC's Wimbledon coverage with a serious "C'mon Andy" facial expression! Game, set, and match. Strawberries and cream. ETC ETC.

Judy Murray

Yes, that's right, you got Mark from TOWIE! The one that you most recognise from TOWIE! Don't be cynical – he seems to be doing really well at the moment. You have the potential to go really far here. DON'T MOCK TOWIE FOR ONCE, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Mark Wright

YOU GOT THE HOT MODEL GUY. But you're also an impressively good dancer too. Here's what Bruno Tonioli has to say about you: "Thom, there is no denying that you are easy on the eye, but you nearly blew the thermostat this evening, my darling!"

Thom Evans

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