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    Posted on Nov 19, 2014

    Felipe Is The Best Candidate And Really Should Win “The Apprentice”

    "My name is Felipe and I am a Fat Daddy."

    1. Why should he win The Apprentice? It's simple. He constantly speaks about himself in the third person.

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    "Felipe thought he did very well in that challenge."

    2. He even answers questions about himself like this.

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    He's achieved some incredible things.

    3. "I was one of the top 100 Colombians elected by the Colombian government in 2012 which was an honour because I was with people like Shakira."

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    Your LinkedIn cannot compare, and it never will.

    4. He once totally lost his mind in a supermarket when everyone kept shouting hotdog ingredients.

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    (If you're not hearing the audio click the 'unmute' button in the corner).

    Just look at the fear in his eyes.

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    5. There was the time that he went all BuzzFeed and told tourists "15 Favourite Facts About Oxford."

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    He also had this stunning fact: "If you know anybody who hasn't studied at Oxford but hasn't applied for a Masters degree you will find that they have an LLM."

    6. And his facts went down an absolute storm.

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    The fact that half of the crowd are sleeping is completely coincidental.

    7. And just look at what he was wearing that episode.

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    Only he can pull that off. Pull it off just for me Felipe.

    8. In fact he's very proud of whatever he wears.

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    This was during the coach trip challenge.

    9. He can even pull this look off.

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    10. Of course, this was the moment when he said this.

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    11. Here's a shot of him getting physical, just for you.

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    12. And here he is after sweating it out all day, chilling in a hot tub, pouring champagne WITH HIS CHEST.

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    13. And this was his contribution in board game week.

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    Wow.

    14. Felipe must be in the show forever. If Felipe was fired, Solomon would no longer be able to do his tie.

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    15. Seriously. He would be abandoned and alone.

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    16. Look. Felipe isn't there.

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    Solomon's screwed.

    17. And finally, Felipe has influenced most music culture.

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    "When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie... that's Felipe."

    C'mon Felipe. You can go all the way.

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    We believe in you.

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