Felipe Is The Best Candidate And Really Should Win “The Apprentice”
"My name is Felipe and I am a Fat Daddy."
Why should he win The Apprentice? It's simple. He constantly speaks about himself in the third person.
He even answers questions about himself like this.
He's achieved some incredible things.
"I was one of the top 100 Colombians elected by the Colombian government in 2012 which was an honour because I was with people like Shakira."
Just look at the fear in his eyes.
There was the time that he went all BuzzFeed and told tourists "15 Favourite Facts About Oxford."
And just look at what he was wearing that episode.
In fact he's very proud of whatever he wears.
This was during the coach trip challenge.
He can even pull this look off.
Of course, this was the moment when he said this.
Here's a shot of him getting physical, just for you.
And here he is after sweating it out all day, chilling in a hot tub, pouring champagne WITH HIS CHEST.
Felipe must be in the show forever. If Felipe was fired, Solomon would no longer be able to do his tie.
Seriously. He would be abandoned and alone.
Look. Felipe isn't there.
C'mon Felipe. You can go all the way.
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