I'm just thrilled that as well as great TV like Stranger Things and Line of Duty, and terrible TV like Sex Box (and that weird MTV show where people go to clubs with their grandparents for literally no reason), there is still a place in our television world for Tom Hardy reading bedtime stories with a dog on a roof.
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NIGHT TOM.
You can watch Tom Hardy's Bedtime Story on BBC iPlayer.