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This Is What All Television In Britain Is Like When You Are Hungover

Trust me, it used to be so much better in the olden days.

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Still, could be worse. You could be watching BBC Two on Sunday. There's this show to look forward to.

bbc.co.uk / Saturday Kitchen Best Bites / Cactus Television

HOW CAN THIS MAKE SENSE IT IS SUNDAY NOT SATURDAY.

How about Channel 4? Is a 148 hour Hollyoaks omnibus on?

So how about flicking over to More4? Oh. No.

channel4.com

A show whose only ambitiion is to make you incredibly angry.

If you don't watch Four in a Bed regularly the concept is this: four B&B owners stay at each other's houses and rate the room and the service out of 10.

You meanwhile constantly shout out the following three things.

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If not there's always Barefoot Contessa.

youtube.com / Barefoot Contessa / Pacific Productions / Food Network

Whatever will the Hamptons do without you Barefoot? Seriously. Everyone in that neighbourhood expects her to do everything.

And BBC One is now showing Escape to the Country.

bbc.co.uk / Escape to the Country / Talkback Thames

You sit there alarmed. Where have all the Saturday morning kids shows gone? Why has everything been replaced with food programmes? Where is T4? Why are there so many repeats? Why am I too tired to turn on my laptop and put Netflix on?

And most importantly...

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