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This Is What All Television In Britain Is Like When You Are Hungover

Trust me, it used to be so much better in the olden days.

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Back in the noughties hangover television was amazing. Why? Well there was Shipwrecked.

youtube.com / Shipwrecked / Channel 4

An hour of beautiful arrogant people bitching on a beach. You at home feel good.

Still, could be worse. You could be watching BBC Two on Sunday. There's this show to look forward to.

bbc.co.uk / Saturday Kitchen Best Bites / Cactus Television

HOW CAN THIS MAKE SENSE IT IS SUNDAY NOT SATURDAY.

How about Channel 4? Is a 148 hour Hollyoaks omnibus on?

So how about flicking over to More4? Oh. No.

channel4.com

A show whose only ambitiion is to make you incredibly angry.

If you don't watch Four in a Bed regularly the concept is this: four B&B owners stay at each other's houses and rate the room and the service out of 10.

You meanwhile constantly shout out the following three things.

"WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH HIGH STANDARDS?"

channel4.com / Studio Lambert / All3Media

The room looks lovely and the beds are really comfy.

So why are you checking the window sill for dust? Life is too short.

"WHY ARE YOU AN INCREDIBLY MEAN GUEST?"

channel4.com / Four In A Bed /

You right now: "I AM NEVER STAYING IN A B&B AGAIN. LIFE IS TOO SHORT."

So how about flicking it over to Dave? Top Gear is currently on!

Oh wait a minute.

BBC / Top Gear youtube.com

Instead.... a 20 minute review of a very very very very, very very very fast car.

So you turn it back to Channel 4, desperately hoping that the racing has finished.

It has! It's now the 4758583rd Come Dine With Me.

You first think: "Why does the programme look so much more upmarket in the titles?"

You then think to yourself: "Oh wait I've already watched this episode."

If not there's always Barefoot Contessa.

youtube.com / Barefoot Contessa / Pacific Productions / Food Network

Whatever will the Hamptons do without you Barefoot? Seriously. Everyone in that neighbourhood expects her to do everything.

And BBC One is now showing Escape to the Country.

bbc.co.uk / Escape to the Country / Talkback Thames

You sit there alarmed. Where have all the Saturday morning kids shows gone? Why has everything been replaced with food programmes? Where is T4? Why are there so many repeats? Why am I too tired to turn on my laptop and put Netflix on?

And most importantly...

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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