3.When John Barrowman fell over during a promo for Loose Women while wearing high heels.
4.When this man danced on the BBC News Channel.
5.When The Jeremy Kyle Show tried to get to the bottom of this urgent and necessary story.
6.When Danny Dyer appeared on Who Do You Think You Are? and found out he was related to Edward III.
7.When Holly and Phillip presented This Morning after doing an all-nighter following an award win.
8.When Peter didn't win that week's Come Dine With Me and took it pretty personally.
9.When Tom accidentally made a bread showstopper that was shaped like a dick on Bake Off.
10.And Andrew made a jousting lance like this.
11.When Mary said this incredible innuendo.
12.And then at the end of Bake Off we found out that baker Val is going to do this.
13.When this scene happened on BBC News.
14.And BBC Two asked this.
15.When Lorraine Kelly was given a quiche lorraine.
16.When Ed Balls danced on Strictly like this.
17.When EastEnders wouldn't stop showing a gripping storyline about council bin collections.
18.When everyone on Big Brother found out that Theresa May is the new prime minister and one of the contestants came out with this.
19.When a contestant on Big Brother was asked by Rylan to twerk live and then her dress split.
20.And when a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother thought that the world was flat.
21.When a hen party invaded BBC Four's 2016 Olympic coverage from Copacabana Beach in Rio.
It led to chants of "BBC! BBC! BBC! BBC!"
22.BBC Four's Olympics coverage consisted of a lot chat about council bins and waste collection.
23.When Joanna Gosling wasn't told that she was live on BBC News while checking her phone, but handled it like a pro.
24.When a wasp attacked Reporting Scotland.
25.When Huw Edwards said: "Let's talk about grime."
26.And some people noticed that Huw Edwards always does the same pose, so made @HuwsAtTen.
The same pose.
All the damn time.
When people noticed, Huw tweeted this:
And then he CHANGED HIS POSE.
27.When the leader of the Welsh Conservative party accidentally said "breakfast" instead of "Brexit".
28.When Channel 4 did a show called Naked Attraction where people decided who to date by seeing their private parts first while they were naked in a box.
29.And then when they left the box they had to hug the person who was choosing, like this.
30.When Gary Lineker presented an episode of Match of the Day in just his underwear.
31.When Dogs Might Fly taught dogs how to pilot planes and this one was literally not giving a shit.
No, seriously. This show is actually real. The dog pilot training went really, really well.
32.When Sex Box, a show where people go into a box to have sex and then talk about it, came back to our screens.
And Steve Jones asked audience members for tips before two people went into a box to have sex.
33.When this happened during the darts.
34.When This Morning featured a woman who could predict the future by dropping asparagus on to a table.
35.When Eurotrash featured a guy who could predict the future by sniffing various vegetables.
36.When Adele's speech was bleeped at the Brit Awards, the exception being when she said "FUCK."