back to top

Selasi Is The Most Relaxed Contestant On "Bake Off" And It's Badass

He's so damn good.

Posted on

Let's take a look at Selasi's approach to things vs. other contestants', shall we?

1. Everyone checking whether their bake is ready.

In the downward dog position. Stress. Stress. Stress. Stress. STRESS.
Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

In the downward dog position. Stress. Stress. Stress. Stress. STRESS.

Selasi waiting for his oven bake to be ready.

This is ridiculous.
Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

This is ridiculous.

2. A baker being introduced on Bake Off.

Footage of them at home/with loved ones, as if cameras aren't there at all!
Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

Footage of them at home/with loved ones, as if cameras aren't there at all!

Selasi being introduced on Bake Off.

Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

3. Every person in the tent's approach to baking.

Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

Selasi's approach to baking.

Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

4. The bakers 99% of the time in the Bake Off tent.

Half a second from crying/getting a motivating speech from Sue Perkins.
Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

Half a second from crying/getting a motivating speech from Sue Perkins.

Selasi 99% of the time in the Bake Off tent.

WHY IS HIS CALMNESS KIND OF STRESSFUL TO WATCH?
Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

WHY IS HIS CALMNESS KIND OF STRESSFUL TO WATCH?

5. The bakers piping out their mixtures.

Val's fuck it approach to baking is so inspiring.
Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

Val's fuck it approach to baking is so inspiring.

Selasi piping out his mixtures.

Love / Via bbc.co.uk

Oh bloody hell.

Hello @BBCOne can we just have a show of Selasi piping icing for an hour. Sincerely, everyone. #GBBO

6. When the bakers are judged by Paul Hollywood.

Love Productions / BBC / Via bbc.co.uk

When Selasi is judged by Paul Hollywood.

BBC / Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

Battle of the SEX EYES.

7. The bakers' thoughts at the start of the series.

BBC / Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

Selasi's approach at the start of the series.

OMG really?
BBC / Love Productionsn / Via bbc.co.uk

OMG really?

8. Every baker kneading bread.

Love Productions / BBC

Just as boring as you think it would be.

Selasi kneading bread.

Love Productions / BBC

This is so much, I can't.

Hello @BBCOne can we have an entire hour of Selasi kneading dough please. Thank you. Sincerely, everyone. #GBBO

9. Mary tasting someone's bake.

Love Productions / BBC

Selasi tasting anything in his bake.

Love Productions / BBC

Oh, Selasi. Nothing can top you.

Love Productions / BBC

You know selasi was that one kid who finished every exam an hour early and just sat there stretching & mouthing 'finished' #GBBO

10. BONUS: Selasi absolutely not giving a flying toss about the amount of time that is left in a challenge.

BBC / Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

BONUS BONUS: Here's some Hollywood–Selasi eye sex.

BOOM. Pregnant.
Love Productions / Via bbc.co.uk

BOOM. Pregnant.