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Sarah Dales Was One Of The Most Insane "Apprentice" Candidates

Her best moment was trying to sell a bog brush to London Zoo.

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1. Sarah Dales in The Apprentice was everything. Why? Well, her career didn't even come close to yours.

FORMER hypnotherapist.
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FORMER hypnotherapist.

2. There was the time that she thought that “decadence” would be a good team name.

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3. Decadence means this, by the way.

4. She had a very defined set of skills.

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She cannot sell snow. Please make a note of it.
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She cannot sell snow. Please make a note of it.

5. There was the time she posed like this during a wearable technology presentation and OWNED it.

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Strut it. Know it. Work it. Believe it.

6. Though when she made customers check whether her heated coat was warm everything did go weird.

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7. She gave the best death stares, like when she had an idea for smells in the fragrance challenge.

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8. Her idea was then shut down like this.

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9. She then responded with this face.

Burrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. BURRRRRRRNNNNNN.
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Burrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. BURRRRRRRNNNNNN.

10. Her ideas were always a bit weird. Remember when she thought the public wanted to purchase this during the selling challenge?

Every other candidate was thinking about selling more profitable items like T-shirts or hotdogs.
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Every other candidate was thinking about selling more profitable items like T-shirts or hotdogs.

11. She was persistent at selling lemons. LEMONS.

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12. She also said these sentences a couple of times.

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Just a couple.

13. But her oddest moment of all was her trying to sell a box of tacky cleaning products you could have bought at Poundland to London Zoo for £250.

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14. It made no sense whatsoever. It was wonderful.

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