In completely EXCEPTIONAL baking news, it has been announced that Norman, NORMAN, is returning to Bake Off for the Christmas special this year.
Here is Norman from another angle.
Norman is universally loved by viewers because, as well as many other things, he once said this.
We last saw Norman at the end of Series Five, where we found out that he was writing an autobiography.
Well Norman has since published his book, which is available on Amazon for a simply ridiculous 99p.
Chetna from Series Five will also be returning for the Bake Off Christmas Special (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
And holy macaroni James Morton from Series Three.
Please marvel at his jumpers of Bake Off's past.
Now be in awe at his jumper of Bake Off's future.
Next, oh look it's HOWARD.
Howard is loved for being really bloody lovely, and also for his part in the dramatic Sue Elbow Muffin Scandal of 2013.
And looooooooook there's Janet from Series Two.
And the absolutely splendid Ali, from Series Four.
And Mary-Anne from Series Two.
AND CATHRYN FROM SERIES THREE.
Ali, Cathryn, Norman and Mary-Anne's episode is on Christmas Day on BBC One at 4.45p.m.
And Howard, Chetna, James and Janet's episode is on Boxing Day at 7p.m. on BBC One.
I have no titting idea why Tamal aren't in these specials, nor Nadiya, nor Marie or Sandy or Selasi OR VAL I MEAN C'MON THIS IS VAL...
And here are all the judges and presenters in bed.
And here's a stock photo of some pesto.
And here's Mel and Sue dressed like Christmas puddings for some reason.
