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Which 2017 "Bake Off" Contestant Are You?

Unfortunately, you cannot be Noel Fielding.

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  1. Choose a mini roll swirl that matches your personality
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    Choose me.
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    Choose me.
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    No, choose me.
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    No, choose me.
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    No, it's me babe.
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    No, it's me babe.
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    Oh god no.
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    Oh god no.
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    What's going on?
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    What's going on?
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    Mini-rolls can't talk.
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    Mini-rolls can't talk.
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  2. Choose a fortune cookie that will change your life
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    "Your flatmate will finally wash his dirty dishes that are currently next to the sink."
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    "You will get all the bonus music round questions right during an episode of University Challenge."
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    "You will answer a phone from a withheld number with confidence and you won't find it terrifying."
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    "You will watch an episode of a drama without the ending being spoilt on bloody Twitter."
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    "You will go on an all-expenses paid trip to Milton Keynes with your significant other (or your significant lover)."
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    "You will not get any more LinkedIn invitations from strangers."
  3. Choose an activity
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    Hanging out in your allotment
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    Travelling<br />the whole<br />world<br />
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    Getting drunk with your friends
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    Taking part in a football match
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    Making<br />freak<br />shakes<br />
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    Train to be stunt<br />artist<br />
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    Walk your<br />amazing<br />dog
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    Write a<br />powerful<br />blog<br />
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    Restore<br />furniture why not<br />
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    Spinning
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    Hiking<br />
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    Baking -<br />What <i>else</i>?<br />
  4. Choose a biscuit<br />to dunk in your tea
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    These
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    These
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    Are
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    Are
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    Biscuits
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    Biscuits
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    You
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    You
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    Must
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    Must
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    CHOOSE
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    CHOOSE
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  5. Choose<br />a silly<br />innuendo
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    "I didn't expect them to get as hard as fast as they do."
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    "I lose some bottom."
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    "Dripping all over the place."
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    "I just want to avoid too much leakage."
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    "We are allowed an exposed bottom."
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    "The thickness has to be perfect."
  6. Why do you watch <i>Bake Off</i>?
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    I watch it because there's a hot person in it.
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    There's someone I want to marry in it.
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    There's someone who I want to be when I'm older in it.
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    There's someone who I want to know, but I am not cool enough, in it.
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    There's someone who makes me feel proud to be British in it.
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    Noel Fielding once ate a marigold and it saved the franchise.
  7. Which Showstopper Challenge would you choose?
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    Make a meme out of bread
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    Make a cake for your crush
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    Build a working Apple computer using only malt loaves
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    A 3D bread sculpture of your hopes and fears<br />
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    Brexit as a tea loaf
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    A text consisting of Selasi's phone number and nothing else.
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