"If everyone was just as cruel, there would be no love but sin.""If anyone had to seek revenge, it would have been to him.""If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him.""The undisputed master of thee underhanded deed."
It's this one.
Why? Because Scrooge is such an incredibly mean man he deserves a PRIZE for it.
He falls from a great height into a pile of snow.Walt Disney / Jim Henson ProductionsHe is used like a cloth to wipe a frosty window.Walt Disney / Jim Henson ProductionsHe falls off the side of a window ledge when Scrooge opens a window.Walt Disney / Jim Henson ProductionsHe gets his tail set alight by a candle in a lamp.Walt Disney / Jim Henson Productions
Rizzo the Rat is used like a cloth by Gonzo.
Why? So Rizzo and Gonzo (as Charles Dickens) can look into the office of Scrooge, who's threatening to fire everyone.
That they were not given Christmas Day off work.That they did not receive a nice Christmas Eve lunch.That the office is too cold so they want another coal to be added to the fireplace.That they were told off by Scrooge for letting Dr Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker into the building.
They are nearly fired because they complain about the cold.
After Scrooge says "how would the bookkeepers like to be UNEMPLOYED", the rats sing "This is my island, in the sun!" dressed in exotic clothing.
Fozzie BearEbenezer ScroogeSam the EagleSwedish Chef
It was Sam the Eagle!
He is supposed to say "British" the first time round but his incredible American patriotism gets in the way.
"Oooooooh. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot.""Light the lamp, not the rat. Light the lamp, not the rat. LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT. LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT.""Mother always taught me: 'Never eat singing food.'""There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them."
It was "LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!"
After having his tail accidentally set alight by Gonzo the Great, Rizzo shouts these words then gets pushed into a barrel of cold water.
The scene where Scrooge proposes to his girlfriend.The scene where Scrooge asks someone out but gets rejected.When Scrooge gets dumped by his girlfriend and they sing.When Scrooge sees what his parents thought of him.
It's the song where Scrooge gets dumped!
The song is called "When Love Is Gone", and my word it is such a heartbreaking song.
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?""You're all fired. Merry Christmas.""This is a written reminder to write a Christmas speech later.""Thank you all and Merry Christmas."
It's "Thank you all and Merry Christmas."
The speech is so short that Statler and Waldorf then say "It was dumb, it was obvious, it was pointless, it was short... I LOVED IT."
"It Feels Like Christmas""Bless Us All""Thankful Heart""One More Sleep Till Christmas"
It is... "It Feels Like Christmas!"
It's the song that is sung when Scrooge meets the Ghost of Christmas Present – he sings "It Feels Like Christmas!" approximately 180 times in a row.
To some poor people selling Scrooge's stuff.Walt Disney / Jim Henson ProductionsTo Bob Crachet's house, where we find out Tiny Tim has died. :(Walt Disney / Jim Henson ProductionsTo some pigs discussing Scrooge's passing.Walt Disney / Jim Henson ProductionsTo a graveyard, where we find out that he dies.Walt Disney / Jim Henson Productions
To some pigs discussing Scrooge's death!
It is a really rather scary scene to watch (even when you are an adult), but they go to some pigs discussing his death first, his gravestone last.
One shillingFive shillings500 shillings5 million shillings
Five shillings (the rabbit kept the change).
The turkey was then taken to Bob Cratchit's house where it was served to his family and friends.
Kermit the FrogDr Bunsen HoneydewTiny Tim (who is still alive!)Beaker
Beaker gives him a scarf after Scrooge donates a sizeable amount of money to charity.
Kermit the FrogMiss PiggyBeakerGonzo the Great
There have been consistant rumours over the years that Beaker gives Michael Caine the middle finger when he is locked out of his office. At closer inspection it is arguably his second finger, but still HE PROBABLY DID SWEAR.