The sexual innuendoes on Bake Off are always a little bit ridiculous. This week was no exception.
Then Mel and Candice had this weird chat.
It then escalated and Paul Hollywood said this.
That would have been enough for one week.
But then Mary Berry came along and said what I consider to be the most ridiculous Bake Off innuendo of all time.
Context: She was offering to eat a bit of Candice's carpet in her pub made out of gingerbread.
Not that this really matters.
And it got even better when the vicar from Gogglebox politely summed up what just happened.
Mary, you've outdone yourself.