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Can You Actually Remember Last Year's Eurovision Song Contest?

This quiz might be considerably harder if you were drunk while watching it.

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  1. 1. Which country danced erotically in this hamster wheel?

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    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
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    Turkey
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    Cyprus
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    Ukraine
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    Serbia
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was Ukraine.

    And they did rather well too.

    It was Ukraine.
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  2. 2. Who were the presenters last year?

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    Was it this chap...
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    This amazing woman...
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    These powerful people...
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    Or this strong individual?
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    It was these guys.

    These people are Pilou Asbæk, Lise Rønne and Nikolaj Koppel. If you watched BBC Four foreign language political dramas in 2013, you would recognise Pilou from Borgen.

    It was these guys.
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  3. 3. A stalkerish interview about cake led to Molly giving out this bitch face. What cake was then given to her?

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    Jaffa cake
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    Waldopepper / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: waldopepper
    Curly whirly cake
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    Battenburg cake
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    A carrot cake
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    Chocolate eclairs
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    A chocolate log
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    It was the curly whirly cake of doom

    Tbh I don't think Molly actually likes cake that much.

    It was the curly whirly cake of doom
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  4. 4. Which country came dressed up as Saturn?

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    Armenia
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    Romania
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    Poland
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    Finland
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    Wrong!

    See!!!???????????

    They did at the same angle and everything. It all makes so much sense.

    See!!!???????????
    Ragnar Singsaas / Getty and filosofiaesoterica.com / Via buzzfeed.com
  5. 5. Russia's entry was "Buranovskiye Babushki".

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    Correct!
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    FALSE. They performed in 2012.

    Last year was the Tolmachevy Sisters, who sang with their hair tied together on a giant seesaw. Russia was not a popular country last year and was booed.

    FALSE. They performed in 2012. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  6. 6. Which one of these lyrics was not in Iceland's song?

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    "Life is way too short for short-sightedness."

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    "Cause every-buh buh buh buh buh buh."
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    "It’s not trigonometry."
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    "Your mother is here and I am dancing for her."
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    "Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala."
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    "But you don't need to call me a freak."
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    Pollapönk's lyrics were just so strong.

    Pollapönk's lyrics were just so strong.
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  7. 7. Which country provided this drinking advice?

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    Slovenia
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    Poland
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    Armenia
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    Sweden
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    Wrong!

    It was Poland.

    Their performance was errrrr.... interesting.

    It was Poland. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  8. 8. Finish this lyric from Twin Twin from France.

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    "A nice new girlfriend."
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    David Woo / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: mckln
    "A cheeky Nando's."
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    "A moustache."
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    "A sweet cheesecake."
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    It was "a moustache."

    France did REALLY well last year. Oh wait no they came last sorry guy's try harder.

    It was "a moustache."
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  9. 9. Montenegro's performance consisted of this.

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    It was TRUE. Can you remember it?

    It didn't matter if you did or didn't because the United Kingdom beat them anyway.

    It was TRUE. Can you remember it?
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  10. 10. What frankly weird surprise did the hosts give Graham Norton whilst everyone was voting?

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    They got Poland's dancers to erotically dance for him.
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    They threw confetti over him for no reason.
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    One of the hosts made him repeat Chinese phrases.
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    They gave him some of the f*cking Molly cake.
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    They covered him in confetti.

    Indoor fireworks then flew from all of the other commentator booths and it looked like they had all exploded.

    They covered him in confetti. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  11. 11. The UK gave 12 points to Austria for Conchita Wurst, but who did they give 10 points to last time?

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    Greece
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    Malta
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    The Netherlands
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    Spain
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was Malta's "Firelight"!

    Can you remember this performance? If you can't, it's probably because of the WINE YOU DRANK OBVIOUSLY.

    It was Malta's "Firelight"!
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  12. 12. What was the cringiest moment of last year's voting?

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    Germany completely screwed up giving out results.
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    Finland decided to rap for like 30 horrible seconds.
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    The Swedish announcer sounded completely drunk.
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    Slovenia decided to "hilariously" walk off.
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    It was Finland rapping forEVER.

    "Well that wasn't embarrassing at all. Well done", responded Graham Norton. The other things have happened, but in different years.

    It was Finland rapping forEVER. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com
  13. 13. And how many points did Conchita Wurst get?

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    290
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    310
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    335
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    388
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    Wrong!

    She won with 290 points!

    "This night is dedicated to everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom. You know who you are... We are unity. And we are unstoppable."

    She won with 290 points! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Eurovision / Via youtube.com

😍 you Eurovision.

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