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Can You Actually Beat The "HIGNFY" Missing Word Round?

The real headline, which might come from a "guest publication", is mixed in along with jokes from the panelists. Can you work out which headline is the real one?

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  1. 1. Guest publication: The Probe (dentist magazine).

    Hat Trick Productions / Via bbc.co.uk
    ...I know they hate me.
    ...I have no concept of personal hygiene.
    ...it takes all the fun out of the movies.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was the third one!

    PITY THE DENTIST. PITY THEM.

    It was the third one!
    BBC / Hattrick Productions / Via bbc.co.uk
  2. 2. Guest publication: British Brick Society magazine.

    Hattrick Productions / Via bbc.co.uk
    ...protect wife.
    ...help the police with their inquiries.
    ...pass the time.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was to protect his wife.

    And there's the lookalike in action. Not scary at all.

    It was to protect his wife. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Hattrick Productions / Via bbc.co.uk
  3. 3. Guest publication: Chippy Chat (industry magazine)

    Hattrick Productions / Via bbc.co.uk
    ...Cardiff City in the FA Cup.
    ...at funeral of Richard III.
    ...Chippy Chat Christmas Ball.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was this.

    This is from Chippy Chat magazine, the magazine for the fish and chip shop industry. Of course.

    It was this.
    BBC / Hattrick Productions / Via bbc.co.uk
  4. 4. Guest publication: Ophthalmic Antiques Magazine.

    Hattrick Productions / Via bbc.co.uk
    ...secretly Welsh.
    ...is a knob.
    ...is JAZZ.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's "Keith Vazz is a knob!"

    It wasn't a headline, but rather an image that was sent into the programme.

    It's "Keith Vazz is a knob!"
    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
  5. 5. Guest publication: Barcode magazine.

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    Orgy...
    Equipment to read the barcode...
    Total indifference...
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the really long boring one.

    BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

    It's the really long boring one.
    Hat Trick Productions
  6. 6. Guest publication: Pipe Club of Norfolk.

    Hattrick Productions / BBC
    ...ended with multiple injuries due to throwing darts in a smokey room.
    ...ended with disappointment as nobody remembered to bring the board.
    ...a most welcome plate of complimentary sandwiches.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was the sandwiches one.

    Behold, the most British thing you have seen in a while.

    It was the sandwiches one.
    Hattrick Productions / BBC
  7. 7. Guest publication: Pipe Club Magazine (II).

    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
    Cheryls' birthday gift for Cowell...
    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
    Pavarotti's autopsy revealed...
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was the most boring answer.

    SO INCREDIBLY BORING WHO CARES ABOUT THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR SO-CALLED LIVES?

    It was the most boring answer.
    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
  8. 8. Guest publication: Journal of British Button Society.

    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
    ...tin of buttons.
    ...hold on the throne.
    ...body.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was 'tin of buttons'.

    If you've clicked 'body' you've got a problem.

    It was 'tin of buttons'.
    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
  9. 9. Guest publication: Cashew Bulletin.

    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
    ...frightened by Bach.
    ...inspires new composition.
    ...learns Für Elise.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was the second one.

    The other two are way funnier, though.

    It was the second one.
    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
  10. 10. Guest publication: The Leveson Inquiry

    Hat Trick Productions
    ...seventh best catchphrase in history.
    ...and parts orf!
    ...tandoori grill forced to close.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the one about the pants.

    It's an article about a "bisexual Nazi-loving aristocrat."

    It's the one about the pants.
    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
  11. 11. Guest publication: Trees are NEWS.

    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
    ...wooden.
    ...a drunken aggressive.
    ...effervescent.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was the third one.

    Effervescent means :vivacious and enthusiastic", according to Google.

    It was the third one.
    Hat Trick Productions
  12. 12. Guest publication: Dorset Thimble Society Mag.

    Hat Trick Productions
    ...Nothing.
    ...Not much.
    ...Everything.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The answer was "not much".

    FOR GOD SAKE HOLLAND SORT IT OUT.

    The answer was "not much".
    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
  13. 13. Guest publication: The Pencil Collector.

    Hat Trick Productions / BBC
    ...the do-it-yourself suicide booth.
    ...all the bloody pencils.
    ...pencil-related entertainment.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It was the third one.

    THINK OF ALL THE PENCIL RELATED ENTERTAINMENT YOU WILL HAVE.

    It was the third one.
    Hat Trick Productions / BBC

Can You Actually Beat The "HIGNFY" Missing Word Round?

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