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29 Sassy AF Eurovision Comments From Graham Norton

"She can do extraordinary things with her voice, not pleasant things, but extraordinary."

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1. "It's an unusual Eurovision this year in that there's a lot of songs that are really quite good and brilliantly sung. The next song is not one of those."

Introducing Russia in 2012.
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Introducing Russia in 2012.

2. "That was song eight. That song wasn't longer than the other songs. It just felt longer."

After Serbia performed in 2010.
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After Serbia performed in 2010.

3. "The band's trademark is the headphones they're wearing. Not sure what they're listening to, but it's hopefully not this."

When Slovenia performed in 2015.
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When Slovenia performed in 2015.

4. "Songs in Eurovision are often about love, how it can heal, how it brings peace and harmony. This song is called "Love Kills." And if love doesn't kill us, the choreography will. It is woeful."

When Belgium performed in 2013.
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When Belgium performed in 2013.

5. "Who knew Trump was a style icon in Moldova?"

When Moldova performed in 2014.
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When Moldova performed in 2014.

6. "At the end of the song there are two girls kissing. If two girls kissing offends you, you need to grow up."

When Finland performed in 2013.
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When Finland performed in 2013.

7. "This is actually quite a good song but you may not notice, because you'll be distracted by the... well let's call them dancers. At points you might think they've had a bad oyster, but truly it's choreographed."

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When Azerbaijan performed in 2015.

8. "Ohhhhhhhhh! That was worse than I remembered. I would have warned you but in dress rehearsals it wasn't that terrible."

When Armenia finished performing in 2015.
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When Armenia finished performing in 2015.

9. "Answers on a postcard. Did they lose a bet?"

When Moldova performed in 2011.
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When Moldova performed in 2011.

10. "On stage with her is popular sand artist... the winner of Ukraine's Got Talent. This certainly begs the question, what came second?"

When Ukraine performed in 2012.
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When Ukraine performed in 2012.

11. "She can do extraordinary things with her voice, not pleasant things, but extraordinary. If you've got dogs or small children in the room, you might want to put them out of earshot."

When Albania performed in 2012.
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When Albania performed in 2012.

12. "Now I'm not mocking his trousers. I used to own a pair rather similar. But I threw mine away."

When Romania performed in 2011.
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When Romania performed in 2011.

13. "We just hope the fire alarms don't go off, because as you'll just see, the curling tongs back stage has been working overtime."

Introducing Hungary's performance in 2011.
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Introducing Hungary's performance in 2011.

14. "This is a mysterious song. In this song he says he did something wrong in his childhood. Not sure what it was, but it might have been writing this song."

When Norway performed in 2015.
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When Norway performed in 2015.

15. "Poor man. He's hoping that she doesn't win, so he doesn't have to do that again."

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When Ukraine's 2014 entry consisted of a man in a hamster wheel.

16. "Good news for the Irish economy. I can reveal they have discovered oil there! Sadly it's baby oil and further bad news, they've used all of it on their dancers."

When Ireland performed in 2013.
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When Ireland performed in 2013.

17. "It must be one of the worst song titles ever: "Love Injected". Grim... To add to the fun, well she's dressed like a novelty toilet brush, to be honest."

When Latvia performed in 2015.
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When Latvia performed in 2015.

18. "OK it's three minutes we're never going to get back. But put it this way, we're never going to have to hear that again."

When Albania performed in 2015.
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When Albania performed in 2015.

19. "And if you think, 'Oh I quite like that grand piano', I imagine you can find it in a skip outside the stadium at about half twelve."

When Romania finished performing in 2014.
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When Romania finished performing in 2014.

20. "Maybe I'll never hear this song again and die happy."

When San Marino finished performing in 2014.
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When San Marino finished performing in 2014.

21. "Don't patronise me. I'm 51! I'm not dead!"

When a presenter of the 2014 contest suggested using social media.
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When a presenter of the 2014 contest suggested using social media.

22. "And that's just tonight."

When Jon Ola Sand, the Executive Supervisor, announced this in 2015.
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When Jon Ola Sand, the Executive Supervisor, announced this in 2015.

23. "The Romanian Tourist Board have done wonders with that backdrop. Really makes you want to go."

When Romania gave their scores in 2015.
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When Romania gave their scores in 2015.

24. "Oh yes. There's the Eiffel Tower, I keep forgetting it is there. Every year they remind me."

When France gave their scores in 2014.
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When France gave their scores in 2014.

25. "Oh my goodness. It's like a bit of corrugated shed has been blown off a roof and has hit her in her neck."

When Germany gave their scores in 2015.
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When Germany gave their scores in 2015.

26. "Oh it's Sideshow Bob. Good of him to show up."

When Hungary gave their points in 2013.
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When Hungary gave their points in 2013.

27. "Nice backdrop of an industrial estate in Finland."

When Finland announced their points in 2011.
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When Finland announced their points in 2011.

28. "Did he know he was going to be on television?"

When Latvia gave their points in 2014.
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When Latvia gave their points in 2014.

29. "ONE?! We built a tunnel to your country."

When France gave the United Kingdom one point in 2011.
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When France gave the United Kingdom one point in 2011.

30. "I think he's delighted that is over. So are we."

When Norway finished performing in 2014.
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When Norway finished performing in 2014.