My boat is a very happy boat because it gets to go on the sea and swoops up lots of yummy fish.My boat is unhappy because quotas limit its fishing potential and European Union bureaucrats don’t understand how this impacts my boat's livelihood.My boat is concerned about the environment and would want there to be a cohesive policy between different countries so that our future generations can still have cod without guilt.My boat has no feelings. It is a boat.
My boat feels there has been unjustified fearmongering from the Remain campaign.My boat feels there has been unjustified fearmongering from the Leave campaign.My boat isn’t very politically engaged.My boat supports Donald Trump.
How Brexit Is Your Boat Actually?
Your boat is worried about immigrant boats coming into the country and taking up dock stations for hard working boats that have been operating for more than fifty years.
Your boat feels that leaving the EU would risk the economy and potentially put the younger generation of boats at risk.
Your boat is on the fence because it likes going abroad on nice holidays without a visa but it feels that the European Union could be more accountable and better managed.
Boats don't have opinions. They are boats. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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