The 10 Commandments...And The Celebrities That Broke Them

We all try to abide to the rules passed on before us... but sometimes those who live in a world we only get to look at from magazines, well they break those rules. And then they make those magazines in which we read, and thus is the circle of life.

1. Thou shalt have no other Gods before me.

Via theoccidentalobserver.net

Yeah... about that.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Via earthzebra.com

Great actor. Really great. Just maybe... you know, a little out there in the world of religion and all things sane. But great actor.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

You can't take Sam anywhere... Deep Blue Sea, Jurassic Park, Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, Formula 51, Jackie Brown... I think we get the point (and shouldn't there be a compliation video somewhere of this?).

4. Remember the sabbath day and to keep it holy.

Via youtube.com

In this case Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) is actually keeping the commandment - let him be a lesson to all you over commandment breakers.

5. Honour thy father and thy mother.

Via loveandrespectnow.com

In his defense, he wanted control of his money which his parents were rumored to be spending on themselves. He took them to court when he was 16 and became emancipated... but where is he now? Mom? Dad? Doesn't he remember the whole theme behind Home Alone!?

6. Thou shalt not kill.

Via hark.com

No need to discuss this further.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Via wallike.com

Take your pick... Brad, Tiger, Kobe, Arnold, Clinton... and the list goes on.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

Via upload.wikimedia.org

When celebrity theft becomes so trendy we make a movie about it... oh and you can't forget the whole Winona Ryder thing either. So add her too.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

Via nydailynews.com

Oh Lance... and to think people were really starting to care about bike racing. Right? That was a thing wasn't it?

10. Thou shalt not covet.

Via gigismeanderings.com

Just remember... she has to go home to Kanye West... every-single-day. You're welcome.