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Bad things are gonna happen when you parent a tiny human — it's inevitable.

Would You Rather: Toddler Parent Edition

These "Would You Rather" Questions Are For Parents Of Toddlers And Parents Of Toddlers ONLY

Let's start gently, would you rather be pooped on or puked on?

Be nap trapped all afternoon, or wake up every hour, on the hour, overnight?

Only eat your kid's leftovers, but they leave everything you like, or get your own non-slobbered meals, but they consist of all toddler-approved food?

Who can you survive listening to all day?  
Blippi or Miss Rachel?  


Who can you survive listening to all day?Blippi or Miss Rachel?

Your toddler wakes up early but falls asleep by 6:30 p.m., or your toddler sleeps till 9 a.m. but is a baby night owl?

Potty Training:  
Your toddler can either pee on the potty and only poop in a diaper, or poop on the potty and have to pee in diapers.  


Potty Training:Your toddler can either pee on the potty and only poop in a diaper, or poop on the potty and have to pee in diapers.

What's worse, your kid is terrified of the toilet, or terrified of the bath?

What's scarier, diapers until four or from birth elimination communication?

Kids on Kids on Kids:  
Four under four or  
four kids with four years between each birth?  


Kids on Kids on Kids:Four under four orfour kids with four years between each birth?

Home Decor:  
Crayon drawings on every wall or your kids used their bodies for paint canvases?  


Home Decor:Crayon drawings on every wall or your kids used their bodies for paint canvases?

Personal Preferences:  
Monochrome Babies or  
Colorful Babies?  


Personal Preferences:Monochrome Babies or Colorful Babies?

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Would You Rather: Toddler Parent Edition

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