1. Suddenly I'm an extrovert!
2. My depression has vanished!
3. I have never been so calm!
4. I'm not sad!
5. I love myself!
6. My teeth are blindingly white!
7. I'm religious!
8. I'm the life of the party!
9. I'm writing a self-help book!
10. My crops are thriving!
11. I'm rich!
the GOP replacement plan is actually pretty simple
12. My acne is gone!
13. I'm in love!
14. I'm organized!
me: *does one small minor task* me, tearing up:this is it ..ive finally got my life together. my depression is cured
15. I'm facing all my problems!
16. I'm not on the verge of a mental breakdown!
When someone says 'don't be anxious' and your anxiety is cured
17. I'm exhaling good vibes only!
18. I'm super chill!
19. I'm totally sane!
20. I'm radiating positivity!
21. I'm stress-free!
22. I'm productive!
23. Just kidding!!!!
