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  1. Would you rather:

    Wear a sweater made of eyelashes?
    Wear a sweater made of eyelashes?
    Or a sweater made of tears?
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    Or a sweater made of tears?
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12 "SpongeBob SquarePants" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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  1. Wear a sweater made of eyelashes?
     
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    Wear a sweater made of eyelashes?
  2. Or a sweater made of tears?
     
    vote votes
    Or a sweater made of tears?
  1. Would you rather:

    Have Mr. Krabs' hands?
    Have Mr. Krabs' hands?
    Or Squidward's nose?
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    Or Squidward's nose?
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12 "SpongeBob SquarePants" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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  1. Have Mr. Krabs' hands?
     
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    Have Mr. Krabs' hands?
  2. Or Squidward's nose?
     
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    Or Squidward's nose?
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  1. Would you rather:

    Get all your advice from the Magic Conch?
    Get all your advice from the Magic Conch?
    Or get advice from Patrick?
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    Or get advice from Patrick?
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12 "SpongeBob SquarePants" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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Would you rather:
  1. Get all your advice from the Magic Conch?
     
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    Get all your advice from the Magic Conch?
  2. Or get advice from Patrick?
     
    vote votes
    Or get advice from Patrick?
  1. Would you rather:

    Bang Larry the Lobster?
    Bang Larry the Lobster?
    Or King Neptune?
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    Or King Neptune?
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12 "SpongeBob SquarePants" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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Would you rather:
  1. Bang Larry the Lobster?
     
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    Bang Larry the Lobster?
  2. Or King Neptune?
     
    vote votes
    Or King Neptune?
  1. Would you rather:

    Have to eat every meal at the Chum Bucket for the rest of your life?
    Have to eat every meal at the Chum Bucket for the rest of your life?
    Or have to eat Gary's snail food once a week for the rest of your life?
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    Or have to eat Gary's snail food once a week for the rest of your life?
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12 "SpongeBob SquarePants" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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  1. Have to eat every meal at the Chum Bucket for the rest of your life?
     
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    Have to eat every meal at the Chum Bucket for the rest of your life?
  2. Or have to eat Gary's snail food once a week for the rest of your life?
     
    vote votes
    Or have to eat Gary's snail food once a week for the rest of your life?
  1. Which song would you rather listen to on repeat forever?

    The
    The "Campfire" song?
    The
    The "Fun" song?
    The
    The "Without You" song?
    Or
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    Or "The Very First Christmas" song?
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12 "SpongeBob SquarePants" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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Which song would you rather listen to on repeat forever?
  1. The
     
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    The "Campfire" song?
  2. The
     
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    The "Fun" song?
  3. The
     
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    The "Without You" song?
  4. Or
     
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    Or "The Very First Christmas" song?
  1. Would you rather:

    Play the Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt?
    Play the Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt?
    Or Eels and Escalators?
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    Or Eels and Escalators?
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  1. Play the Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt?
     
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    Play the Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt?
  2. Or Eels and Escalators?
     
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    Or Eels and Escalators?
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  1. Who would you rather go on a date with?

    Young Mermaid Man?
    Young Mermaid Man?
    Or Young Barnacle Boy?
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    Or Young Barnacle Boy?
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Who would you rather go on a date with?
  1. Young Mermaid Man?
     
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    Young Mermaid Man?
  2. Or Young Barnacle Boy?
     
    vote votes
    Or Young Barnacle Boy?
  1. Would you rather:

    Go on the panty raid with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs?
    Go on the panty raid with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs?
    Or go jellyfishing with Kevin?
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    Or go jellyfishing with Kevin?
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  1. Go on the panty raid with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs?
     
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    Go on the panty raid with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs?
  2. Or go jellyfishing with Kevin?
     
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    Or go jellyfishing with Kevin?
  1. Who would you rather have as your mortal nemesis?

    DoodleBob?
    DoodleBob?
    Squilliam Fancyson?
    Squilliam Fancyson?
    Plankton?
    Plankton?
    Or Flatts the Flounder?
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    Or Flatts the Flounder?
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Who would you rather have as your mortal nemesis?
  1. DoodleBob?
     
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    DoodleBob?
  2. Squilliam Fancyson?
     
    vote votes
    Squilliam Fancyson?
  3. Plankton?
     
    vote votes
    Plankton?
  4. Or Flatts the Flounder?
     
    vote votes
    Or Flatts the Flounder?
  1. Would you rather:

    Go to prom with Pearl?
    Go to prom with Pearl?
    Or go on a date with Mrs. Puff?
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    Or go on a date with Mrs. Puff?
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  1. Go to prom with Pearl?
     
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    Go to prom with Pearl?
  2. Or go on a date with Mrs. Puff?
     
    vote votes
    Or go on a date with Mrs. Puff?
  1. Would you rather:

    Celebrate Annoy Squidward Day?
    Celebrate Annoy Squidward Day?
    Or Leif Erkison Day?
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    Or Leif Erkison Day?
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  1. Celebrate Annoy Squidward Day?
     
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    Celebrate Annoy Squidward Day?
  2. Or Leif Erkison Day?
     
    vote votes
    Or Leif Erkison Day?

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