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    Updated on Mar. 19, 2020. Posted on Mar. 13, 2020

    18 Products You Need If You're A Clumsy Human Being

    Because we all have that one friend.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A hand protector that'll shield your fingers while you chop veggies, so you won't have to visit the emergency room after a knife-related mishap.

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    Reviewers say it's a great tool for teaching youngsters how to cook!

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $2.52.

    2. Or a pair of cut-resistant gloves that'll protect your entire hand if you're extra clumsy. These are great for shucking oysters, using a mandolin, grating cheese, or just doing anything that's a little dangerous. They're also great for crafting or woodworking, cause hot glue and splinters are the worst.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $5.89+ (available in sizes S-XL).

    3. Some whimsical bandages for when you inevitably injure yourself, because unicorns make any situation better 🦄.

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    You can also get bacon bandages or pickle bandages, if those are more your thing!

    Get a pack of 18 on Amazon Canada for $5.97.

    4. A set of unbreakable wine glasses, because things get extra risky after a glass or two of vino. They're made of shatter-proof plastic, but still have the look and feel of glass.

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    They're also BPA free and totally safe to put in the dishwasher. You can also get these in stemless if that's more your aesthetic.

    Get a set of two on Amazon Canada for $26.99.

    5. A spill-proof water bottle that's basically the grown-up version of a sippy cup. Reviewers say these are great for when you're driving since you don't have to fiddle with a lid.

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    Get a two-pack on Amazon Canada for $31.24.

    6. A pair of non-skid socks like the kind they make for toddlers — but these are for adults. Because let's face it: Staying upright can be challenging.

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    These are also great for doing yoga!

    Get a five-pack on Amazon for $19.99 (available in two colour sets).

    7. And a pair of anti-slip shoe grips so you don't go skidding across tile or hardwood floors your new heels. They're also great for rainy days when every surface is way more slippery than normal.

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    Get an eight-pack on Amazon Canada for $15.99.

    8. This grandma-approved stain-remover that'll save your white shirt after you've spilled spaghetti sauce all over it. Reviewers say it gets out tough stains like makeup, ink, and even blood.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $15.14.

    9. Or a Tide To-Go stain remover that you can toss in your bag for when a food disaster strikes and you're on a first date or headed to a job interview.

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    Get a three-pack on Amazon Canada for $9.97.

    10. An adorable hot water bottle to soothe all of your aches from running into things all day. Nothing like bumping into a table corner to remind you about the dangers of 90-degree angles.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $20.99 (also available in six prints).

    11. Speaking of bumping into furniture, these corner protectors will instantly neutralize sharp edges. They're made of soft silicone and have an adhesive tape that won't leave a residue on your furniture if you decide to remove them.

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    Get an eight-pack on Amazon Canada for $9.99 (available in packs of eight to 24).

    12. A phone case that will protect your iPhone X from scratches or shattering. Reviewers say they've dropped their phone multiple times (hey, we've all been there) and the case has totally protected their phone from all damage.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $32.81 (available in eight colours).

    13. A nail polish holder that you wear like a ring that'll securely hold the bottle in place so you don't have to worry about knocking it over on a table. Now you can give yourself a little mani in bed without ruining your sheets. Also great for doing nails on the go 💅🏾.

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    Get a three-pack on Amazon Canada for $15.99.

    14. A super cute nightlight tthat's activated using a motion sensor. Say goodbye to bumping into walls on the way to the bathroom during the night! You can switch the light between six different colours and reviewers say the USB charge lasts for about four nights.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $19.99.

    15. A skincare oil that'll help improve the look of any scars you've accumulated in your clumsy life, like the time you managed to fall up the stairs 🤔. Reviewers say it also works great on acne scars and stretch marks!

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $21.99.

    16. A set of flameless candles, since you can't be trusted with real fire. If you fall asleep or accidentally leave the house without turning them off, your house won't burn down since LED lights are super safe. Get all the coziness of candlelight without any of the danger!

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $24.99 (available in nine styles).

    17. A mini fire extinguisher, because fires can happen when you least expect them to. It's a great size for storing in the car or under a kitchen cabinet.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $34.99 (also available in packs of one to four).

    18. And a mini first aid kit that you should keep at your desk, in your car, and at home because being uncoordinated is a 24/7 hazard. It has tweezers, scissors, an emergency blanket, safety pins, pads, bandages, and basically everything else you might need for a minor emergency.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $23.99.

    We've all been there.

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