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    Updated on Apr. 20, 2020. Posted on Mar. 12, 2020

    18 Products You Need If You're A Sweaty Human Being

    🎵It's gettin' hot in here🎵

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A pack of bamboo charcoal facial blotting papers that'll soak up all of that grease from your sweaty face.

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    Reviewers love that this product doesn't irritate even the most sensitive of skin and that one sheet is enough to blot all of the gunk. It's perfect to toss in your purse and take with you!

    Get a two-pack on Amazon Canada for $12.95.

    2. A pack of facial wipes with naturally-sourced cucumber extract that will cool your skin down — and get rid of the mascara that’s melted off your eyelashes and gotten smudged all over your face.

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    Reviewers say these wipes are a must-have after the gym and deserve a spot in your purse, at your desk, and on your night table.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $5.64.

    3. A makeup setting spray that will keep your face matte and shine free on even the hottest of days. No more looking at the mirror at 3 p.m and realizing your eyeliner is halfway across your face.

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    With over 3,500 five-star reviews, you know this spray is the real deal! Reviewers say that it really helps reduce shine and locks your makeup in all day.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $7.49.

    4. An antibacterial bra liner that will prevent rashes from the dreaded boob sweat. The breathable cotton material also means your bra will be way more comfy, since it provides a bit of padding against your skin.

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    Reviewers say that these liners increase the lifespan of their bras and really protect the skin from heat and sweat irritation.

    Get a three-pack on Amazon Canada for $24.62+ (available in sizes S-XXL).

    5. An anti-chafe balm stick that will protect your inner thighs from the loathsome chub rub. Plus, it won’t clog your pores, nor will it mess up your clothes.

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    Customers say this product is a lifesaver when it comes to chafing and blisters. One person even said it protected their nipples from getting irritated during exercise.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $22.38.

    6. Or you can try an anti-chafing cream that’s so legit, professional cyclists use it to protect their skin on long-distance rides.

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    As well as preventing chafing, this product will soothe skin that's already irritated, so you can get back to your day and not worry about what's going on between your thighs.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $27.99.

    7. A mini fan that folds up small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, making it perfect for walking through Disney (or even just down the street) on a super hot day. And it’s USB chargeable, so you don’t need to keep replacing batteries!

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    Reviewers call this nifty little device a sanity saver on vacation (and during menopause!) and they love that it easily fits in purses and bags.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $19.99.

    8. A super strong antiperspirant that will keep your pits dry for an impressive 72 hours — and it won’t wash off when you shower or bathe. So long, pit stains!

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    Reviewers who have hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating) swear that this product works better than anything else they've tried.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $6.08.

    9. A lightweight matte primer that will prevent your face from becoming a shiny mess. It works perfectly on its own or under makeup — and it’ll minimize the appearance of your pores!

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    Reviews of this product say it’s like liquid gold, and that it keeps your face perfectly matte without making your skin feel like the Sahara desert.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $9.98.

    10. An odour- and rash-preventing cream that will keep… things… feeling fresh, because it can get a little swampy… you know, down there.

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    A few reviewers say they bought this as a gag gift for the people in their life that have testicles, but that they actually ended up loving how effective it was.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $10.50.

    11. Or a soothing powder gel that will keep your bikini area from chafing, because itchy private parts are probably not your idea of a good timeOr

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    As well as saving your private parts from a world of hurt, reviewers say this item also works great as an eye makeup primer (who knew?).

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $12.90.

    12. A pair of lacy bandelettes that will prevent that horrible inner-thigh chafing, so you can avoid the awkward “I’m-trying-not-to-let-my-thighs-touch” waddle. Plus, they’re actually very sexy!

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    Customers say that these bands stay put during the day, and that they give them peace of mind to wear dresses and skirts.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $27.99 (available in eight colours/styles, and in sizes from 21 inches to 32 inches).

    13. A cooling towel that you just soak in water, wring out, and snap a couple of times, and it’ll stay chilled for at least three hours. It’ll help to quickly bring down your body temperature when you’re sweating through your clothes.

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    Customers say they like using this as a scarf or a headband for instant relief when their body is overheating and that it's a must have while hiking or on a beach vacation.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $10.99+ (available in eight colours and two sizes).

    14. A super cute set of scrunchies to keep your hair off of your neck and out of your face — you know, for when it’s so hot, you just want to chop it all off.

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    These soft velvet scrunchies have plenty of stretch that will handle even the thickest of hair.

    Get a 20-piece pack on Amazon Canada for $9.99.

    15. A pack of flushable wet wipes for when you need to clean up your downstairs area after a day of sweating through your underwear. Sometimes you just need to freshen things up down there 🤭.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $9.97.

    16. An insulated water bottle that’ll keep your water nice and cold, because there’s nothing more satisfying than chugging icy liquids when you’re overheating. It’ll keep hot liquids hot for up to 12 hours, and cold liquids cold for up to 24!

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    One customer says that it keeps their water cold for their entire 12-hour-shift, and that tthe mouth is large enough for ice cubes. Plus, unlike you, it won’t sweat and get everything around it wet with condensation.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $29.34 (available in 15 colours and seven sizes).

    17. A long-lasting, soothing formula that will protect your skin from any possible thing that will try to irritate it. You'll finally understand why your grandparents swear by it. Because Grandma always knows what's up.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $10.64.

    18. A soothing clay foot powder that will get rid of nasty shoe funk, keep your feet dry, and actually prevent excess sweating — even in flats and sneakers.

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    Reviewers say this this works great for athlete’s foot!

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $21.99.

    Because we've all felt like this before:

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