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    Hugh Jackman Hosts the Oscars

    Hugh Jackman will host this year's Oscars.

    Apparently the Academy has decided sexiness is the most important quality in a host. Hugh will not be doing a jokey opening monologue, because "he didn't work the last 20 years to suddenly be a stand-up comedian." So Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, and other go-to Hollywood jokesters can join the list of the snubbed.