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    Eye Jewelry

    A Dutch designer has created a new kind of fashion accessory: eye jewelry that hangs from a wire attached to a contact lens.

    For only $350 or so, you can look like you're crying crystal tears. Take a second and watch the video to understand the fashion statement you could be making, which is basically, "I suffer from very expensive ennui."