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5. A pair of mischievous hippos who are very eager to take a bite out of your ear.

Get the earring studs from tinyclaymade on Etsy for $21.90.
6. Pocket-sized wireless speakers that are also the perfect desktop pet.

Or, you know, a full-on zoo.
Get them from Amazon for $24.99 each.
9. A handsome garland of sloths that are bound to be the 🎉 life of the party 🎉.

Get it from BalticClub on Etsy for $16.92.
15. A whimsical set of woodland animal temporary tattoos that will take you one step closer to being a real life Snow White.

Get a sheet of eight from katebroughton on Etsy for $6.89. Also available as nail stickers.
16. Little pandas masquerading as slippers for people who suffer from cold feet.

But they'll never leave you at the altar.
Get them from Amazon for $8.30.
18. A sweet otter who won't let go of your tape no matter what happens.

If there isn't a fellow otter around to hold hands with, then a roll of tape will have to suffice.
Get it from Amazon for $13.89.
19. A pampering panda beauty set that comes with sheet masks, exfoliating face pads, and cooling eye pads.
Get it from Asos for $25.
20. A yawning black cat candle holder that is a surefire reflection of you on the daily.

Never not sleepy.
Get it from ZenibasAttic on Etsy for $15.04.
21. An udderly adorable humidifier that will save your parched, patchy skin this winter.

23. A set of smiling angel kitty measuring bowls to help you bake the purr-fect desserts.
Unstack 'em, stack 'em, dance around your kitchen.
Get a set of four from Amazon for $24.94.
24. Corgi socks that you'll purposefully have peeking out from the tops of your boots.

Get them from Shop BuzzFeed for $12.
25. A tiny galaxy-colored raccoon who must be protected at all costs.

Look at how scared he looks, clutching his tail. Poor bb!
Get it from LullabyForFox on Etsy for $21.40.
27. A pair of petite, dainty ceramic cups featuring identical tweeters.

Get them from BodesignsSHOP on Etsy for $17.89.
28. A colorful lineup of flattering, hydrating bunny lip glosses that you can keep handy in every purse/bag you own.

Get a set of nine for $25.25, but you can also buy them individually.
30. Precious bat pendants that make for a unique accessory.

And not just for Halloween, people. Bats should have their moment all year round.
Get them from Barruntando on Etsy for $20.18 each.
31. Curled-up cat drink markers so your forgetful friends don't take a sip out of your wine glass.

34. Sleepy squirrel wrapping paper so cute that your friends won't have the heart to carelessly rip off (like the impatient savages they usually are).

Best yet, just wrap an empty box. The wrapping paper's the gift, surprise!
Get it from Audrey Jeanne on Tictail for $2.12. Also available as a notebook.
35. Golden, kitty-eared headphones that will put your plebeian earbuds to shame.

37. A polished elephant spoon rest to keep you company as you cook up a storm.
