1. To get on the internet YOU HAD TO DIAL IN.
2. These were our fashion icons.
3. WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE GPS.
4. This was Destiny's Child in the ’90s.
5. There were no front-facing cameras on our cellular telephones.
6. We listened to this song more than once.
7. People lived in our pant legs.
8. iPods were super shitty.
9. Kids were forced to play with cardboard discs.
10. WE DANCED LIKE THIS UNIRONICALLY.
11. Books about an imaginary crisis could become New York Times best-sellers.
12. These video game graphics were considering "amazing."
13. If you think virtual reality sucks now, this is what it was like in the ’90s.
14. Jerry Springer... I can't.
