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Is Your State Tree The Sexiest? #ArborDay

Not every state can have the most fuckable trees.

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  1. Which state's wood makes you hard?

    Arizona Blue Palo Verde
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    Arizona Blue Palo Verde
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    Arkansas Loblolly Pine
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    Arkansas Loblolly Pine
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    Alabama Longleaf Pine
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    Alabama Longleaf Pine
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    Alaska Sitka Spruce
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    Alaska Sitka Spruce
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    California Coast Redwood
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    California Coast Redwood
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    Colorado Blue Spruce
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    Colorado Blue Spruce
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    Connecticut White Oak
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    Connecticut White Oak
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    Delaware American Holly
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    Delaware American Holly
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    Florida Sabal Palm
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    Florida Sabal Palm
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    Georgia Southern Live Oak
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    Georgia Southern Live Oak
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    Hawaii Candlenut
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    Hawaii Candlenut
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    Idaho Western White
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    Idaho Western White
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    Illinois White Oak
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    Illinois White Oak
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    Indiana Tulip
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    Indiana Tulip
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    Iowa Bur Oak
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    Iowa Bur Oak
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    Kansas Eastern Cottonwood
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    Kansas Eastern Cottonwood
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    Kentucky Tulip
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    Kentucky Tulip
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    Louisiana Bald Cyprus
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    Louisiana Bald Cyprus
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    Maine Eastern White Pine
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    Maine Eastern White Pine
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    Maryland White Oak
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    Maryland White Oak
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    Massachusetts American Elm
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    Massachusetts American Elm
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    Michigan Eastern White Pine
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    Michigan Eastern White Pine
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    Minnesota Red Pine
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    Minnesota Red Pine
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    Mississippi Southern Magnolia
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    Mississippi Southern Magnolia
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    Missouri Flowering Dogwood
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    Missouri Flowering Dogwood
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    Montana Ponderosa Pine
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    Montana Ponderosa Pine
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    Nebraska Eastern Cottonwood
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    Nebraska Eastern Cottonwood
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    Nevada Bristlecone Pine
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    Nevada Bristlecone Pine
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    New Hampshire American White Birch
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    New Hampshire American White Birch
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    New Jersey Northern Red Oak
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    New Jersey Northern Red Oak
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    New Mexico Pinon Pine
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    New Mexico Pinon Pine
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    New York Sugar Maple
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    New York Sugar Maple
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    North Carolina Longleaf Pine
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    North Carolina Longleaf Pine
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    North Dakota American Elm
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    North Dakota American Elm
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    Ohio Buckeye
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    Ohio Buckeye
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    Oklahoma Eastern Redbud
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    Oklahoma Eastern Redbud
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    Oregon Douglas-fir
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    Oregon Douglas-fir
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    Pennsylvania Eastern Hemlock
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    Pennsylvania Eastern Hemlock
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    Rhode Island Red Maple
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    Rhode Island Red Maple
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    South Carolina Sabal Palm
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    South Carolina Sabal Palm
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    South Dakota Black Hills Spruce
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    South Dakota Black Hills Spruce
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    Tennessee Tulip
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    Tennessee Tulip
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    Texas Pecan
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    Texas Pecan
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    Utah Quaking Aspen
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    Utah Quaking Aspen
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    Vermont Sugar Maple
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    Vermont Sugar Maple
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    Virginia Flowering Dogwood
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    Virginia Flowering Dogwood
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    Washington Western Hemlock
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    Washington Western Hemlock
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    West Virginia Sugar Maple
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    West Virginia Sugar Maple
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    Wisconsin Sugar Maple
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    Wisconsin Sugar Maple
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    Wyoming Plains Cottonwood
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    Wyoming Plains Cottonwood
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Is Your State Tree The Sexiest? #ArborDay

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Which state's wood makes you hard?
  1. Arizona Blue Palo Verde
     
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    Arizona Blue Palo Verde
  2. Arkansas Loblolly Pine
     
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    Arkansas Loblolly Pine
  3. Alabama Longleaf Pine
     
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    Alabama Longleaf Pine
  4. Alaska Sitka Spruce
     
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    Alaska Sitka Spruce
  5. California Coast Redwood
     
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    California Coast Redwood
  6. Colorado Blue Spruce
     
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    Colorado Blue Spruce
  7. Connecticut White Oak
     
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    Connecticut White Oak
  8. Delaware American Holly
     
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    Delaware American Holly
  9. Florida Sabal Palm
     
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    Florida Sabal Palm
  10. Georgia Southern Live Oak
     
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    Georgia Southern Live Oak
  11. Hawaii Candlenut
     
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    Hawaii Candlenut
  12. Idaho Western White
     
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    Idaho Western White
  13. Illinois White Oak
     
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    Illinois White Oak
  14. Indiana Tulip
     
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    Indiana Tulip
  15. Iowa Bur Oak
     
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    Iowa Bur Oak
  16. Kansas Eastern Cottonwood
     
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    Kansas Eastern Cottonwood
  17. Kentucky Tulip
     
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    Kentucky Tulip
  18. Louisiana Bald Cyprus
     
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    Louisiana Bald Cyprus
  19. Maine Eastern White Pine
     
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    Maine Eastern White Pine
  20. Maryland White Oak
     
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    Maryland White Oak
  21. Massachusetts American Elm
     
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    Massachusetts American Elm
  22. Michigan Eastern White Pine
     
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    Michigan Eastern White Pine
  23. Minnesota Red Pine
     
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    Minnesota Red Pine
  24. Mississippi Southern Magnolia
     
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    Mississippi Southern Magnolia
  25. Missouri Flowering Dogwood
     
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    Missouri Flowering Dogwood
  26. Montana Ponderosa Pine
     
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    Montana Ponderosa Pine
  27. Nebraska Eastern Cottonwood
     
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    Nebraska Eastern Cottonwood
  28. Nevada Bristlecone Pine
     
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    Nevada Bristlecone Pine
  29. New Hampshire American White Birch
     
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    New Hampshire American White Birch
  30. New Jersey Northern Red Oak
     
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    New Jersey Northern Red Oak
  31. New Mexico Pinon Pine
     
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    New Mexico Pinon Pine
  32. New York Sugar Maple
     
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    New York Sugar Maple
  33. North Carolina Longleaf Pine
     
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    North Carolina Longleaf Pine
  34. North Dakota American Elm
     
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    North Dakota American Elm
  35. Ohio Buckeye
     
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    Ohio Buckeye
  36. Oklahoma Eastern Redbud
     
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    Oklahoma Eastern Redbud
  37. Oregon Douglas-fir
     
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    Oregon Douglas-fir
  38. Pennsylvania Eastern Hemlock
     
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    Pennsylvania Eastern Hemlock
  39. Rhode Island Red Maple
     
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    Rhode Island Red Maple
  40. South Carolina Sabal Palm
     
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    South Carolina Sabal Palm
  41. South Dakota Black Hills Spruce
     
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    South Dakota Black Hills Spruce
  42. Tennessee Tulip
     
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    Tennessee Tulip
  43. Texas Pecan
     
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    Texas Pecan
  44. Utah Quaking Aspen
     
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    Utah Quaking Aspen
  45. Vermont Sugar Maple
     
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    Vermont Sugar Maple
  46. Virginia Flowering Dogwood
     
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    Virginia Flowering Dogwood
  47. Washington Western Hemlock
     
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    Washington Western Hemlock
  48. West Virginia Sugar Maple
     
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    West Virginia Sugar Maple
  49. Wisconsin Sugar Maple
     
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    Wisconsin Sugar Maple
  50. Wyoming Plains Cottonwood
     
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    Wyoming Plains Cottonwood

Thanks for voting!

Buzzfeed is all about finding your community, and I'm just so happy I found a few like-minded people. People who love having sex with trees. You guys want to set up a meet-up or something, where we go around and fondle trees? None of that hippie bullshit either.

Personally, my boyfriend's a tree because I know he will never leave me (LOL guys tree humor).

If you're down to clown (with trees), leave a picture of you and your tree-lover in the comments. We're all meeting up at Sid's later for a tree orgy, I'll see you there!

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