If These Celebrities Had Barbie Proportions You Would Hate It
The stuff of nightmares.
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BuzzFeed Staff
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Barbie's nippleless, vagless body is the first naked female form that little girls view on the reg.
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So it's not surprising that her tiny waist and long slender frame act as our standard of female beauty.
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But is Barbie really as *hot* as we think she is? There's only one way to find out. We must Barbie-fy celebrities.
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With Barbie's body, Rihanna looks like she might break in half.
Kim looks like she's about to topple over.
With a waist that small, J-Lo is definitely missing an organ. I'm guessing the large intestine?
Woah, Beyonce looks sick. Not hot sick, but like, dying-sick.
This is a step too far. Nicki's ass is a NATIONAL TREASURE and I demand it be returned RIGHT NOW.
Oh no, it looks like somebody cut Taylor's waist off and fed it to her face.
So do Barbie-fied celebrities look hotter?
Barbie IRL. It's the stuff of nightmares.
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