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    If These Celebrities Had Barbie Proportions You Would Hate It

    The stuff of nightmares.

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    Barbie's nippleless, vagless body is the first naked female form that little girls view on the reg.

    So it's not surprising that her tiny waist and long slender frame act as our standard of female beauty.

    Diane Bondareff / Invision for Barbie

    But is Barbie really as *hot* as we think she is? There's only one way to find out. We must Barbie-fy celebrities.

    Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed

    With Barbie's body, Rihanna looks like she might break in half.

    Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed
    Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed
    Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed

    Kim looks like she's about to topple over.

    Danny Moloshok / Reuters / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed
    Danny Moloshok / Reuters / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed
    Danny Moloshok / Reuters / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed

    With a waist that small, J-Lo is definitely missing an organ. I'm guessing the large intestine?

    Eric Jamison / AP/Andrew Richard/Buzzfeed
    Eric Jamison / AP/Andrew Richard/Buzzfeed
    Eric Jamison / AP/Andrew Richard/Buzzfeed

    Woah, Beyonce looks sick. Not hot sick, but like, dying-sick.

    Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed
    Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed
    Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed

    This is a step too far. Nicki's ass is a NATIONAL TREASURE and I demand it be returned RIGHT NOW.

    Greg Allen / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed
    Greg Allen / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed
    Greg Allen / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed

    Oh no, it looks like somebody cut Taylor's waist off and fed it to her face.

    John Salangsang / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed
    John Salangsang / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed
    John Salangsang / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed

    So do Barbie-fied celebrities look hotter?

    Barbie IRL. It's the stuff of nightmares.

    Andrew Richard/Buzzfeed

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