11 Most Insane Things That Happened In Pennsylvania In 2015

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1. Man Attacked for Not Saving Big Mac for Brother

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Police arrived at the Union Township home after 47-year-old Thomas Veres threw furniture around the apartment and gave his brother a black eye, all because he bought three Big Macs and did not save one for Thomas.

2. Dogs Seeking Cupcakes Set Fire To Pennsylvania Home

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While their owner was out, mischievous dogs tried to get to a box of cupcakes left on top of a stove and instead knocked on the gas and started a fire in a central Pennsylvania home. ***No dogs were hurt***

3. Pennsylvania Man Allegedly Fired For Farting Too Much At Work

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Richard Clem, who recently underwent gastric bypass surgery, is suing his employer, Case Pork Roll Company, under the Americans with Disabilities Act for firing him for his "extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea."

4. Man Robs Nail Salon, But Gets Manicure First

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After his manicure was finished, the Philadelphia man robbed the store at gunpoint.

5. Man Robs Bank Using Sex Toy Disguised As Bomb, Police Say

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Aaron Stein, 35, allegedly robbed a PNC Bank in Crafton by telling employees he was carrying an explosive device. Turns out the device was just black tape, a box, vibrator and a cell phone.

6. Girl, 4, Sneaks Out, Hops Bus In Search Of 3 A.M. Slushie

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A 4-year-old girl slipped out of her house into the rain at 3 a.m. and hopped a Philadelphia bus in search of a slushie. The bus driver called the police and she was soon reunited with her parents.

7. Man Put Tinfoil and Spotlights All Over Home To Keep Out Aliens

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In Hermitage, an 80 year-old man that fears aliens has covered his house in tinfoil and spotlights.

8. Woman Breaks Into Neighbor's Home, Does Laundry In Bathtub

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A 44-year-old resident of Shenandoah broke into a neighbor's home and was found washing clothes with shampoo in the neighbor's bathtub. Why? We may never know.

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10. Poop Rains Down On Pennsylvania Sweet 16

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A Levittown's Sweet 16 was ruined when airplane bathroom waste landed on her outdoor party. Thankfully, they had already finished eating the cake.

11. Robot Depending On Kindness Of Strangers Meets Its Demise In Philadelphia

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Ah, the City of Brotherly Love. Having already made successful trips across Canada and Europe, HitchBOT was just 2 weeks into its trip when it was decapitated and torn apart in Philadelphia. The perpetrators are still at large.