Look At These Insanely Ridiculous Hats From The Royal Ascot

    There's a reason America revolted 239 years ago.

    The Royal Ascot is finally upon us! WTF is it? It's pretty much a hat party for British people who also like horses.

    Even Queen Elizabeth was there! But enough of that. Let's CHECK DEM HATS.

    1. Pass the Chobani:

    2. Every time a peacock dies, a hat is born:

    3. If Hook from Peter Pan went to the light side:

    4. Classic:

    5. Feather-hatchets?

    6. 🎶 I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray 🎶

    7. Cupcake monster with four tongues:

    8. British humor??? Whoosh over my head:

    9. We're gonna need a bigger fly swatter:

    10. Luck be a lady tonight:

    11. Some women silently judging them men's boring-ass hats:

    12. It got too windy and a bunch of umbrellas flew away and stabbed people in the head:

    13. My future wedding veil:

    14. She converted the bat signal:

    15. Snake-feathers:

    16. She saw a girl wearing the same dress so she skinned her alive and made her into a hat: