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We Need To Start Giving Out Oscars For These Categories ASAP

They don't but they definitely should.

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1. Best Performance By A Cast That's Not Hella White

Straight Outta ComptonStar Wars: The Force AwakensCreedFurious 7Dope
Universal Pictures

Straight Outta Compton

Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Creed
Furious 7
Dope

2. Best Beloved Reboot

Mad Max: Fury RoadCreedJurassic WorldTerminator GenyisysFantastic Four
American International Pictures

Mad Max: Fury Road
Creed
Jurassic World

Terminator Genyisys
Fantastic Four

3. Best Film That Also Passes The Bechdel Test

CarolThe Danish GirlBrooklynInside OutMad Max: Fury Road
The Weinstein Company

Carol
The Danish Girl
Brooklyn
Inside Out
Mad Max: Fury Road

4. Smoothest Dance Moves

Warner Bros. Pictures

Channing Tatum, Magic Mike XXL

Oscar Isaac, Ex Machina

Zoë Kravitz, Dope

Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn

5. Best Animal

20th Century Fox

Bear, The Revenant

Dead Shark, Jurassic World

Hagen the Dog, White God

Channing Tatum, Jupiter Ascending

6. Biggest Explosion

SpectreStar Wars: The Force AwakensTerminator GenisysThe Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2
Columbia Pictures

Spectre
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Terminator Genisys
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

7. Outstanding Performance By An Inanimate Object

Stallone's Hat, CreedJohnny Depp's Mustache, MortdecaiWhip, Fifty Shades of Gray
Warner Bros.

Stallone's Hat, Creed

Johnny Depp's Mustache, Mortdecai

Whip, Fifty Shades of Gray

8. Best Butt

Tom Hiddleston's Butt, Crimson PeakAlicia Vikander's Robot Butt, Ex MachinaScarlett Johansson's Butt, Avengers: Age of UltronJamie Dornan, Fifty Shades of Gray
Universal Pictures

Tom Hiddleston's Butt, Crimson Peak

Alicia Vikander's Robot Butt, Ex Machina

Scarlett Johansson's Butt, Avengers: Age of Ultron

Jamie Dornan, Fifty Shades of Gray

9. Best Frosty Beard

Leonardo DiCaprio, The RevenantSamuel L. Jackson, The Hateful EightJosh Brolin, Everest
20th Century Fox

Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant

Samuel L. Jackson, The Hateful Eight

Josh Brolin, Everest

10. Most Versatile Performance

Eddie Redmayne's Whisper-screams, Jupiter AscendingJennifer Lawrence's Aging, JoyEmma Stone's Race, Aloha
Warner Bros. Pictures

Eddie Redmayne's Whisper-screams, Jupiter Ascending

Jennifer Lawrence's Aging, Joy

Emma Stone's Race, Aloha

11. Best Use Of Guitar-Flamethrower

iOTA, Mad Max: Fury Road**There were no other nominees for this category
Warner Bros. Pictures

iOTA, Mad Max: Fury Road*

*There were no other nominees for this category

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