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Your Chocolate Preferences Will Determine How Many Kids You'll Have
You’re going to have one lil’ sprout! You’ll teach them their ABCs, basic math, and how to melt chocolate in the microwave without scorching it.
You’re going to have two babies at once. That’s even more exciting than eating a molten lava cake!
You’re going to have a trio of kids. That means you get three times the amount of Halloween chocolate. Score!
You’re going to have four kids! It might be smart to invest in a chocolate fondue pot to feed all those kiddos. And napkins. Get a lot of napkins.
Wow! You’re going to have six kids. You better go buy chocolate in bulk because raising six chocoholics can be expensive! It’ll be hard work but it’s worth it.
You’re going to fill your home with adorable furry babies! You’re just too busy right now for kids and that’s OK! It means you get to eat all the chocolate. Muahaha!