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For Everyone Who Still Doesn't Know WTF Poutine Is

We're judging you but we're also here to help.

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Listen up because we've got a serious problem here: Some unfortunate souls do not know what poutine is.

I still don't know what poutine is. And at this point, I'm afraid to ask.

Some of them find the concept confusing, yet enticing.

i dont know what poutine is but i think i want some

Yes, yes you do.

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Our fellow humans have been wandering the surface of the Earth without knowing or experiencing the heavenly dish that is poutine.

TOO MANY PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT POUTINE IS OMG YOURE NOT LIVING

And something must be done about it.

ok wtf is poutine someone please educate me

Don't worry, we got you.

And here it is in all its glory:

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And that's about it. You do not need to overcomplicate poutine with fancy toppings (although, it can be very tempting to do so).

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And no, this doesn't count as poutine.

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Get back in your lane, chips!

It's important to note that there is no wrong time to indulge in this Canadian classic.

I'm starting to think the only reason I even get drunk is so that I can eat a poutine shamelessly

Although, most people prefer it late at night after a couple drinks.

It's not just something you want or need; it's something you crave.

why do i crave poutine 8 days a week

Please poutine-my-mouth.

It keeps you warm throughout those blistering cold winters.

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And it's just those three simple ingredients that are responsible for your overall happiness and well-being.

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In summary, poutine is a goddam gift from above and we all need more of it in our lives.

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Go forth and eat!

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