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When someone approved the name and location of this playground.
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When the city hit you with something unexpected.
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When this store tried to fool you into buying an actual stump.
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And when someone spotted these hot deals.
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When this Toronto store sold soap that had no chill.
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And when this movie theatre had a soap that was apologetic.
7.
When the subway looked a little like the Apocalypse.
8.
And this person made a bad judgement call.
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When this cab added some subtle decorative touches.
10.
Speaking of automobiles, this is a thing.
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And this should not be a thing.
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When someone tried their very best to repair a highway.
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When this hotel didn't understand how plants work.
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When this newspaper person didn't understand pie charts.
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When this university made a spelling boo boo.
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When Toronto took time management a little too seriously.
18.
When this man forgot what decade he lived in.
19.
When this person fell asleep at an bookstore while gently cradling a potato.
20.
When this dude was literally levitating at Yonge and Dundas Square.
21.
When someone left a dead octopus at a crosswalk.
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When this realtor chose a slightly dated photo of himself.
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When signs like these were necessary at the hockey rink.
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When the weather made it impossible to dress appropriately.
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When someone proudly displayed this squirrel shrine.
26.
When this billboard went ahead and pointlessly gendered bread.
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When Drake put his name on literally everything.
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When someone put this in their window display.
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When this terrible criminal tried to be hardcore but failed and ended up being Canadian.
30.
When someone tried to get away with this.
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When this man wanted very tall people to know what team he cheers for.
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And lastly, when this raccoon was the most polite passenger on the TTC.