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    Millennials Are Sharing The Most "Middle-Aged" Things They've Caught Themselves Saying And I Feel Like I'm 100 Years Old

    "I can’t stay long, my cat has been alone all day.”

    Reddit user naxxfish asked, "Millennials: What was the most middle-aged thing you caught yourself saying recently?" So, we wrote a post highlighting all of the best responses.

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    But there were even MORE comments on that post that made me feel personally victimized, so here they are, in all their middle-aged glory:

    1. "I have a good hip...and a bad hip."

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    2. "A few days ago I walked into a store and walked right out again because the music was way too loud."

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    3. "I'm at the point where I don't recognize any 'chart music' anymore."

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    4. "I’m now at the age where if I’m gifted posh biscuits I keep the tins, because they’re ‘good tins’."

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    5. "I'm only 22 and nothing gets me more excited than getting a new kitchen appliance. I got a food processor for Christmas last year and it was my favorite present."

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    6. "Oh come on...I just cleaned that!"

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    7. "Just today I put some tissues in my pocket before going outside to weed the garden...just in case my nose started running 🤦‍♀️"

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    8. "Asking 'who?' whenever a newer celebrity is mentioned."

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    9. "Saying 'the lawn and garden will be sooooo happy' whenever it rains."

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    10. "I can’t stay long, my cat has been alone all day.”

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    11. "I like to plan my errands starting with the farthest place so everything else is on the way home."

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    12. “No, I’m okay. It just takes my back a little while to loosen up in the morning.”

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    13. "I am looking forward to going to bed."

    14. "I walk through my house and switch off the lights in rooms that no one is using."

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    15. "Saying 'when I was your age...' to my 20-year-old coworkers."

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    16. "When my wife asked if there was anything she need to pick up at the store, and I responded with, 'I think we're out of asparagus.' Not sure what foul demon possessed me to say those words."

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    17. "Gotta take those fiber supplements."

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    18. "Just yesterday I complimented the barista on the 'funky tunes' that he was playing. Now, I have to find a new coffee shop."

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    19. "I need to pop into Joann Fabrics and pick up some yarn."

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    20. "Wow! That's neat!"

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    21. "I'm just resting my eyes."

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    22. "I asked for a butter dish for my birthday."

    23. "'$1.99?!? I remember this used to be 99 cents!' – me, in shock, talking about a bag of Funyuns."

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    24. "How do I make the text bigger?"

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    25. "I slapped a moving box that I had strapped onto the back of my car and said 'this isn't going anywhere.'"

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    26. "I was standing on my porch and drinking coffee when a car drove by and I said 'they're going way too fast.'"

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    And finally...

    27. “'This is why I can’t have nice things...' I say as I pick up the plastic cup of pens my cat knocked over."

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    Did we miss any? Comment them down below!

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    Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.