1. When you're only 3 inches tall, anything can turn into a dramatic adventure.
2. He drove the sweetest car ever: The Zooper Car!
And didn't even need to do a driving test.
3. His car could not only transform into a helicopter...
4. But also a submarine!
Are you kidding me?
5. He was also allowed to literally PLAY WITH HIS FOOD and never got in trouble for it.
The coolest unicycle ever.
6. And his bubble baths were the equivalent of a Caribbean snorkeling vacation.
7. He always found a soft (and delicious) place to land.
COTTON CANDY MOUNTAIN.
8. And had the perfect outfit for every possible occasion.
Tiny, tiny, outfits!
9. He was so small that he could ride and communicate with animals.
OK, the bugs were gross but the dog was awesome.
10. And he had the coolest parents ever. His dad was a musician and inventor and his mom was an artist.
Also the music on this show deserved so much more love.
11. His sidekick was his younger brother, Junior, who honestly was kind of a shit disturber but was adorable so we forgave him.
"Sowwy, George."
12. It was nearly impossible for George to go hungry. I mean, he could realistically survive off a grape for an entire week.
13. And lastly, his house was retrofitted with an elaborate tubing system which transported him everywhere.
