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15 Foolproof Tips For Surviving A Canada Goose Attack

They're called BIRDS OF PREY for a reason.

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As you might know, the Canada goose is one of the world's most feared predators. They are a ruthless species that will not hesitate to attack.

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So here are some surefire methods to keep yourself safe from the nation's biggest threat:

1. Avoid paddling into their territory on the lake.

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Or you'll be forced to take a relaxing dip.

2. Or walking in an area where they are nesting.

Watch yo' self!

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3. Don't act hostile or show fear.

4. Maintain direct eye contact and keep your chest and face pointed at the goose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugA-aqHulv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugA-aqHulv8

Or else this will happen.

5. Use your hands, arms, and jacket to protect your face.

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Because eyes are kinda important for seeing and stuff.

6. Do not feed them.

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Because when they run out of food, you're NEXT.

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7. Use online tools such as Goose Watch to plan safe walking routes.

I'm not kidding. This thing actually exists.
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I'm not kidding. This thing actually exists.

8. Do not yell. More geese might hear your cries and join the attack.

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Then you will be in real trouble.

9. Eliminate your chances of being attacked by staying inside for the rest of your life.

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10. Go out and buy a fancy ultrasonic noise machine to get them off your property.

Put this on your Christmas list, kiddos!
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Put this on your Christmas list, kiddos!

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11. Or a remote-controlled device that will scare them away.

Cause why not?
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Cause why not?

12. Never turn your back on a goose.

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Geese will not tolerate your rudeness.

13. You could always just disguise yourself as a goose.

Nothing to see here, folks.
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Nothing to see here, folks.

14. And if all else fails, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

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15. Or surrender and become one of them.